10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD”;

Are you like me in your thirties, and feel that no matter how hard you try, you can’t keep up with developments in the world of computers and electronic gadgets?

Do you long for a return to the simpler days of the 1980’s, when it was not only possible, but recommended to tinker with your computer, and for that matter when writing programs was actually fun?

Of course you do. Problem is, nowadays you probably couldn’t come up with anything more imaginative than…

10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD”;

…and if you were really switched on…

20 GOTO 10

But wait, your Spectrum was sent to the tip long ago, and your BBC’s in the loft slowly corroding due to the effects of a leaky battery. What to do?

Well, never fear, once again I am your knight in shining armour, bringing you “20 GOTO 10”, a new website dedicated to helping you print whole screenfuls of smutty words.

Visit 20 GOTO 10 – The zenith of BASIC programming