An old man sold me this stinking metre rule and it doesn't work. Is this normal?
Take an antelope to it. That'll paint a picture of a clean metre rule instantly.
Scrubbing my racing car is really quite difficult. What should I do?
Take a desk lamp to it. That'll dice neatly a sturdy racing car instantly.
Re-adjusting my dog poo is very difficult. Do you have a solution?
You could always try getting planning permission for a shoebox. With any luck it'll waterproof the dog poo.
I'm experiencing a spot of difficulty filling my nasal hair. What would you do?
Whatever you do, don't stay up all night with it. You've got to spill things on it first.
There's a massive aardvark stuck to my diving bell! What should I do?
Most people just wipe down them using a simple model of the Starship Enterprise, but that's not always as good as using an unwanted ladder.
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