What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
I think somebody has been grading my dated synthesiser.
Take a water feature to it. That'll take a spanner to an up-to-date dated synthesiser instantly.
If I said you had a beautiful Kellog's Pop Tart would you hold it against me?
No thankyou
How do you poison a car radio?
Most people just get the boyz to pay a little visit to them using an old-style bazooka, but that's not always as good as using a good brand of ghost.
What's the best way to order flowers for an acceptance form without using a ninja?
There is an answer: First of all, tumble dry your acceptance form's bottom, and find your nearest Microsoft Mouse. Then, try to use the Microsoft Mouse to draw funny pictures of the acceptance form's Super Nintendo. Then receiving your acceptance form's flourescent tube with an old-style 'Barney the Dinosaur' lunchbox. Try that before you try anything else.
I think I'm in love with my cup. What is the correct way to go about this?
This is randomness at its most bizarre, isn't it?
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