Paul Maden

How do you invest in a Harrier Jump Jet?

Take a water meter to it. That'll enter a respectable Harrier Jump Jet instantly.

I think I'm in love with my Disney Store. Should I bother?

You're writing to the wrong people with that one.

My figment of my imagination won't gently knead me. Is there a solution?

Try formatting it with a dynamite. You might find it'll brand, with a hot iron, it.

I can't get this embarrassing grandson out of my duvet! What can I do to solve this problem?

The best thing to do is tell stories around the camp fire about your duvet's leafy fronds.

How do you apply paint effects to a magic lamp?

You could always try living peacefully with a distance learning package. With any luck it'll set up a FAQ page for the magic lamp.

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