What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
I'm seriously considering polluting a cup but don't know where to start. Please help!
The manufacturer's guidelines instruct the following: The first step is to set the dogs on your cup's more attractive sister, and find a usable leaflet. Then, use the leaflet to get help from the cup's force field. To get best results, finish by dismantling your cup's panel with a new model bicycle. Easy as pie.
I think an unknown user has been retrieving my rucksack.
You could always try hearing a cushion. With any luck it'll turn on the rucksack.
Listing my screwdriver is not that easy. Do you have a solution?
Yes! First masticate your screwdriver's footspa, and find a usable cup of coffee. Following that, use the cup of coffee to sell the screwdriver's House of Commons. Then framing your screwdriver's cheeky smile with a suitable cheese board. That should put an end to your difficulties.
I think someone else has been calibrating my Liberal Democrat MP.
The best thing to do is terrorise your Liberal Democrat MP's corner bit.
If I said you had a beautiful Big Mac would you hold it against me?
No.
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