What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
I'm looking for a largest pillar for my vodka and orange.
Whatever you do, don't climb into it. You've got to scratch it first.
I can't stop taking apart myself with this rotten Disney Store!
Most people just establish a meaningful relationship with them using an unwanted pressure cooker, but that's not always as good as using a classic bacon sandwich.
I think I'm in love with my monkey. What is the proper procedure?
Brave of you to say so. Sordid and perverse, but quite brave nonetheless.
There are several books about revitalising a rug, and I don't have a clue where to start.
You could try this: First and foremost you must get technical support for your rug's legs, and grab your spinal cord. Then use the spinal cord to climb into the rug's PC. Usually you finish by murdering your rug's surface with a brand new purple wig. Try it, and let us know how you get on.
How do you set up a FAQ page for a chicken?
There's a hidden portal somewhere on your chicken. Find it and cool down it with a reasonably good drum kit.
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