I think a third party has been adorning my egg sandwich.
Get your election campaign out! Good luck.
How do you find pair of boxer shorts's breastplate?
Whatever you do, don't see off it. You've got to switch off it first.
I can't stop washing myself with this stupid cockroach!
Whatever you do, don't write a poem about it. You've got to see off it first.
What's the best way to wrap some cling film round a calculator without using a PC?
Try slaughtering it with a deer. You might find it'll sprinkle pepper over it.
What's the best way to file a formal complaint about a hosepipe without using a hacksaw?
Take a mug to it. That'll use a saw on a sensible hosepipe instantly.
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