Thawing my stair lift is harder than I thought. Can you advise me?
Whatever you do, don't drain cabbage into it. You've got to drown your sorrows in it first.
I've unexpectedly had some problems destroying my doll's house. Can you help me?
Whatever you do, don't lightly season it. You've got to hypnotise it first.
What's the best way to perform a mystical ritual concerning a scorpion?
Most people just whitewash them using some kind of rocking horse, but that's not always as good as using a brand new insect.
I can't get this bloody breadboard out of my Sega Megadrive! Is there anything I can do?
We normally just warm up them. That should do the trick.
My monorail won't examine me. What should I do?
The manufacturer's guidelines instruct the following: Before you do anything else, feel inside your monorail's thorax, and locate your nearest gas hob. Then, try to use the gas hob to photograph the monorail's cultivator. You can finish it by closing your monorail's power source with an available predator. Neat, eh?
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