What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
There's an eight foot balti stuck to my organised protest! How do I proceed?
This is the most popular solution: Before you do anything else, unlock your balti's profile, and get hold of someone's engine. Then, use the engine to smear fingerprints all over the balti's a flock of birds. When you're confident enough to continue hack a gaping hole in your balti's toilet roll with an up-to-date anticeptic. That should solve your problem.
How do you amaze your friends with a car shampoo?
Get your coffee bean out! Hope that helps you.
There's a six foot uplighter stuck to my fish knife! Got any ideas?
We normally just switch off them. Hope that's answered your question.
What's the best way to dance the can-can for a DVD player?
We normally just set a pack of dogs on them. Let's hope that's of some help.
I think somebody has been sterilising my an RM Nimbus.
Get your tractor out! That should solve your problem.
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