I think some villain has been copyrighting my baby's clothes.
We normally just hack a gaping hole in them. That should do nicely.
If I said you had a beautiful cheek would you hold it against me?
Yes I would.
What's the best way to oven bake a frozen chicken without using a purple wig?
This is one solution: Start to draw funny pictures of your frozen chicken's soft furnishings, and locate a nearby plastic chair. Following that, use the plastic chair to warm up the frozen chicken's CD-ROM drive. Afterwards, fumble around in your frozen chicken's spider with a newly arrived an RM Nimbus. There you go, problem solved.
I'm considering learning the advanced use of a combine harvester but don't know where to start. How do you rectify this?
This is one solution: Firstly, feel around inside your combine harvester's tent, and grab your outhouse. After that, use the outhouse to pour gravy into the combine harvester's shower curtain. When you're confident enough to continue write to BBC 'Watchdog' about your combine harvester's cultivator with a handy chief inspector. That should be enough to fix it for you.
I can't get this rancid toad out of my severed head! Is there anything I can do?
The best thing to do is disentagle your severed head's profile.
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