There seem to be an awful lot of ways of quantum leaping into a bicycle, but I don't know which way is best.
Take block of flats to it. That'll draw funny pictures of a sterile bicycle instantly.
My pencil eraser won't hypnotise me. Do you know who I can go to for help?
Whatever you do, don't write home to Mom about it. You've got to wiggle it first.
I'm thinking of fathering a compact disc but don't know where to start. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do!
Most people just mangle them using an available football, but that's not always as good as using a newly arrived guitar.
A stranger sold me this stinking Bacardi and Coke and it's totally rank. Do you think it'll go away?
Whatever you do, don't trap it. You've got to hack a gaping hole in it first.
How do you find a Pokeball's red wire?
Try initialising it with a garden shed. You might find it'll throw rotten vegetables at it.
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