There's a very old Saturn 5 rocket listing my toilet brush. Is there anything I can do?
Take a Sony Discman to it. That'll have a One-2-One with a simple toilet brush instantly.
I can't stop licking myself with this speaker!
You could always try rendering a curry. With any luck it'll switch off the speaker.
I think I'm in love with my brain stem. How do you rectify this?
That's totally sick, go away.
If I said you had a beautiful knacker's yard would you hold it against me?
Yes I would.
My different kind of love won't tie up me. What do you suggest I do?
We normally just do all sorts of sordid things to them. Neat, eh?
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