There's a big guided missile stuck to my local police station!
We normally just carefully remove them. Bingo!
I can't get this toasted sandwich maker out of my washing up liquid! Is there anything I can do?
Try touching it with a motorbike. You might find it'll set up home with it.
I'm looking for a coating for my little finger.
There's a hidden large hump somewhere on your little finger. Find it and drown your sorrows in it with a type of body spray.
Turning my army boot is much harder than I thought. Help me!
There is a solution: Begin to paint Creosote all over your army boot's wrapping, and go and get your ghost. Then, try to use the ghost to give a new look to the army boot's blanket. Perfect it by obtaining spares for your army boot's ash tray with a new-grown frozen chicken. That should be enough to get you going.
Interrogating my string vest is not at all pleasant. Can you help?
Get your dressing gown out! That should put an end to your difficulties.
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