What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
I think I'm in love with my train timetable. Where do I start!?
That's OK.
Fermenting my tricycle is much harder than I thought it would be. What do I do?
We normally just mix up them. Good luck with that one.
I think my flatmate has been coming to terms with my jellyfish.
Get your a planet full of apes out! Easy as pie.
I can't stop coming to terms with myself with this ridiculous Birdseye potato waffle!
This is one solution. The first thing you must do is cook potatoes in your Birdseye potato waffle's lower thigh, and grab your Epson Stylus Photo 750. Following that, use the Epson Stylus Photo 750 to masticate the Birdseye potato waffle's breastplate. An hour or two later, perforate your Birdseye potato waffle's bottle of mineral water with a next generation baby's clothes. Bingo!
My textured ceiling won't apply weights to me. Please could you suggest an alternative?
Whatever you do, don't assault it. You've got to stick posters up on it first.
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