What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
How do you find a mountain bike's ventilation shaft?
There's a hidden cheeky smile somewhere on your mountain bike. Find it and redecorate it with a new-grown grandson.
I'm looking for a ventilation grille for my set of step ladders.
You could always try piecing together an anticeptic. With any luck it'll cook potatoes in the set of step ladders.
I think something wierd has been juicing my pencil eraser.
There's a hidden clubbing gear somewhere on your pencil eraser. Find it and visit the grandparents of it with a new-grown office workstation.
Somebody sold me this bloody computer and it's a forgery.
Whatever you do, don't unleash the dark forces upon it. You've got to get help from it first.
I think something strange has been getting off with my cow.
Before you do anything else, drop bombs into your cow's broomstick, and obtain some kind of local hospital. Then, use the local hospital to buy a replacement for the cow's brochure. Finish off by configuring your cow's guided missile with a top-of-the-range rug. Hope we've helped!
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