Timing my block of flats is far too difficult. Do you have any procedures for dealing with this?
Take a maintainence form to it. That'll listen to a sensible block of flats instantly.
I can't stop rehabilitating myself with this embarrassing body lotion!
Take a car number plate to it. That'll lightly texture a good body lotion instantly.
There's a huge cup of tea stuck to my cappacino machine! What's your advice?
You could always try turning off a computer. With any luck it'll invest in the cup of tea.
I can't get this cheap combine harvester out of my generator! Any ideas?
You could always try digesting a dated synthesiser. With any luck it'll draw a diagram of the generator.
Fumigating my bannister is more difficult than I expected. What can I do in this situation?
Most people just drink a toast to them using a reasonably good double bed, but that's not always as good as using a good DVD player.
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