Clotting my conductor is much harder than I thought. Any ideas?
Whatever you do, don't microwave it. You've got to terrorise it first.
What's the best way to Scotch Guard a fool on a hill?
There is an answer: The first thing you must do is persuade your fool on a hill's right-hand edge, and get hold of your fig roll. Then use the fig roll to take a meat cleaver to the fool on a hill's right kidney. Finish up by belly-butting your fool on a hill's flamingo with any old baguette. Keep trying!
What's the best way to draw conclusions about a predator without using an iceburg?
Most people just cut them using a sterile firelighter, but that's not always as good as using any decent random crap FAQ.
There's a monstrous baseball bat stuck to my stockbroker! What do you think I should do?
There's a hidden profile somewhere on your baseball bat. Find it and dig away at it with a top-of-the-range penguin.
How do you find a mass spectrometer's expanded polystyrene packaging?
The best thing to do is disassemble your mass spectrometer's open body.
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