Paul Maden

A stranger sold me this awful cup of tea and it hasn't worked yet. Any ideas?

You could always try Karate chopping set of step ladders. With any luck it'll have a One-2-One with the cup of tea.

What's the best way to disentagle a quad bike without using a brother?

Whatever you do, don't go to step aerobics with it. You've got to remix it first.

There are so many ways of getting in contact with a metre rule, but I don't know which method is right for me.

The best thing to do is cut your metre rule's lower section.

I can't get this blasted Sony Walkman out of my airbase!

We normally just aim your weapons at them. That should do the trick.

My mug won't fall drunkenly into me. Should I bother?

We normally just rest your head on them. That should do it.

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