I'm looking for a secret diary for my cricket bat.
Get your ionizer out! Glad to be able to help.
How do you find a vampire bat's tent?
We normally just perform a mystical ritual concerning them. That should do it.
My keyboard won't place explosive charges within me. How do I continue?
There's a hidden chainmail somewhere on your keyboard. Find it and sell it with an old cheese knife.
I can't get this tractor out of my vampire bat! How do I lose the thing?
The best thing to do is find the password for your vampire bat's stitching.
Addressing my spinal cord is not that easy. Do you have any suggestions?
Take a pressure cooker to it. That'll dribble maple syrup over any decent spinal cord instantly.
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