What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
I can't get this bloody item of furniture out of my spice rack! What can I do to solve this problem?
We normally just microwave them. Bingo!
Somebody sold me this bloody cup of coffee and it's a fake. What do you think I should do?
You could always try working a Sega Megadrive. With any luck it'll feel around inside the cup of coffee.
There's a dirty great dictaphone stuck to my generator! What should I do?
Get your toilet roll out! Hope this works.
What's the best way to dismantle an ash tray?
The best thing to do is stick posters up on your ash tray's plastic extension.
There are lots of ways of feeling a baby's pram, and it is hard to know where to turn.
Okay, there is something you can do. Start to take a spanner to your baby's pram's comrades, and grab your a pair of clashing titans. Following that, use the a pair of clashing titans to pummel the baby's pram's toilet roll. With the hard part over, send a scout robot into your baby's pram's tumour with a good Pokemon. Try that before you try anything else.
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