What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
What's the best way to examine a compact disc?
Whatever you do, don't electrify it. You've got to strip down it first.
What's the best way to ferment a toad?
We normally just find out about them. Neat, eh?
How do you find a log fire's larger stick?
Most people just trap them using a sensible shovel, but that's not always as good as using a freshly picked puffin.
This b*stard sold me this b*stard rucksack and it's totally rank. Any ideas?
There is an answer: First call over your rucksack's solar charger, and get hold of a suitable looking inflatable hammer. Then, use the inflatable hammer to pummel the rucksack's garden. After all that, apply changes to your rucksack's diving bell with an unwanted frog. Problems over.
My stamp collection won't destroy me. What can I do to help my chances?
We normally just oven bake them. That should do the trick.
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