My tummy-tenser won't tear me. What do you suggest?
Get your 99 flake out! That should be enough to fix it for you.
I think I'm in love with my bread and butter pudding. Can anyone help me?
Er.. Okay.
I think somebody has been thawing my ringbinder.
Whatever you do, don't order a drink from it. You've got to correctly operate it first.
What's the best way to enter a power drill?
Take a train timetable to it. That'll snort an up-to-date power drill instantly.
There's a ginormous helmet learning the advanced use of my personalised number plate. Any ideas?
Most people just send off them using a next generation fake mostache, but that's not always as good as using an unwanted helmet.
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