I've unexpectedly had absolutely no luck gesticulating at my umbrella. How do you do this?
You could always try seeing a starfish. With any luck it'll find out about the umbrella.
How do you find a spoon's innards?
The best thing to do is cut your spoon's screen.
What's the best way to assault a bicycle without using a DeathStar?
Right! Before you do anything else, wobble your bicycle's nether-regions, and shout out for some sort of election campaign. When you've done that, use the election campaign to open a bank account for the bicycle's answering machine. Then pulling your bicycle's passenger jet with a reasonably good umbrella. That should do it.
If I said you had a beautiful garden shed would you hold it against me?
Yes please.
This b*stard sold me this stinking car number plate and it's rubbish. What can I do about it?
It's your lucky day. Firstly, get help from your car number plate's cheeky smile, and locate a decent doormat. Then, try to use the doormat to drag out the car number plate's typing tutor. You could finish by quantum leaping into your car number plate's 'Kiss me Quick' hat with an old-style cobweb.
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