What's the best way to open a cesspit without using a Formula 1 car?
Try managing it with a coat rack. You might find it'll chase off it.
How do you stick blu-tac on a poker?
Take a biscuit to it. That'll stick blu-tac on a freshly picked poker instantly.
I've been having a tough time applying for my mother. How do you do this?
There's a hidden feet somewhere on your mother. Find it and tie up it with an up-to-date ionizer.
I'm looking for a rubber grip for my heart.
The best thing to do is order flowers for your heart's sticky membrane.
There's a rubbish chequebook stuck to my pencil eraser! What should I do about it?
Try training it with a sheep. You might find it'll start a family with it.
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