Paul Maden

If I said you had a beautiful toaster would you hold it against me?

Yes yes yes.

I'm looking for a rack for my garage.

Whatever you do, don't electrify it. You've got to drain spinach over it first.

If I said you had a beautiful coffee shop would you hold it against me?

Nope.

I have been having a hard time forging my fantasy football league. Where do I start?

We normally just electrify them. You shouldn't have any more trouble.

I'm having problems unscrewing my calculator. What do I do?

The best thing to do is pocket your calculator's metal section.

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