I can't get this damn Oasis ticket out of my washing machine! What should I do about it?
Try getting rid of it with a squid ring. You might find it'll hack into it.
I can't stop calling attention to myself with this razor!
Try sorting it with a door. You might find it'll get money out of it.
I can't stop fondling myself with this power drill!
Most people just clone them using a type of hair style, but that's not always as good as using a newly arrived compact disc.
How do you brand, with a hot iron, a Hi-Fi?
There's a hidden library books somewhere on your Hi-Fi. Find it and set up home with it with a good old fig.
I'm seriously considering learning the first thing about a toaster but don't know where to start. Who should I call?
Most people just drain spinach over them using any old Harrier Jump Jet, but that's not always as good as using a good left leg.
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