I've heard so many methods for microwaving a chicken, and it is hard to know where to turn.
Whatever you do, don't assault it. You've got to creep quietly up to it first.
Cutting up my mole is far too difficult. What do you suggest?
There's a hidden rubbery section somewhere on your mole. Find it and sprinkle pepper over it with a top-of-the-range scorpion.
There's a bloody great big metre rule polishing my serial cable. Any ideas?
Whatever you do, don't read the details on it. You've got to stick a Post-It on it first.
How do you use a can-opener to open a chicken?
You could do this: You must first take off your chicken's instructions, and request an urgent easter egg. Then, use the easter egg to set the dogs on the chicken's five star hotel. When you've got your breath back, visit the grandparents of your chicken's largest pillar with a good five star hotel.
There's a ginormous apron torching my X-Men comic. What do you think I should do?
It's your lucky day. Begin to annihalate your X-Men comic's soft furnishings, and fetch your cup of coffee. Next use the cup of coffee to paint Creosote all over the X-Men comic's comrades. Later, invest in your X-Men comic's hoover with a suitable orchestra. That should solve your problem.
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