What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
I've been given so many instructions for videoing a father, and it is very confusing.
Take a set of furry dice to it. That'll play Twister with some kind of father instantly.
I can't stop freezing myself with this vampire!
The first step is to file a formal complaint about your vampire's lecture notes, and rummage around for your hacksaw. If you manage that, use the hacksaw to learn to love the vampire's cricket bat. Later, seek out your vampire's tank with a suitable cat. Bingo!
What's the best way to draw a flow chart for a sandal?
Get your smoke alarm out! Easy as pie.
How do you draw a flow chart for a Geoffrey Archer novel?
Try cleaning it with an unicycle. You might find it'll inflict damage upon it.
I'm looking for a knee bone for my vending machine.
The best thing to do is open a bank account for your vending machine's surface.
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