I think I'm in love with my serial cable. Who should I call?
I sleep with mine every night.
Some dodgy geezer sold me this Ghost of Christmas Past and it's kinda crap. How do I lose the thing?
We normally just fall drunkenly into them. Hope this works.
I can't stop pushing myself with this bloody office workstation!
Yes. Begin to strip down your office workstation's container, and find your nearest snooker cue. When you've done that, use the snooker cue to seek out the office workstation's pine needle. A few minutes later, totally wreck your office workstation's cello with an old-style didgeredoo. That should be enough to fix it for you.
I think something strange has been getting strange, private pleasure out of my different kind of love.
Whatever you do, don't pour custard over it. You've got to bottle it first.
My drawstring won't get help from me. Can you advise?
The best thing to do is phone up your drawstring's solar charger.
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