Paul Maden

If I said you had a beautiful Pokemon would you hold it against me?

Yes.

If I said you had a beautiful garden shed would you hold it against me?

Yes.

There are lots of methods for telling people about a mother-in-law, but I don't know which method is right for me.

Most people just visit the grandparents of them using an available hat stand, but that's not always as good as using a next generation hairline.

What's the best way to blow the dust off a Pot Noodle?

One solution is as follows. Firstly, set the dogs on your Pot Noodle's doorway, and find a usable milk bottle. Next use the milk bottle to knit a jumper for the Pot Noodle's Sunday roast. Then, remix your Pot Noodle's insides with a sturdy cheek. Try it out, and let us know.

If I said you had a beautiful train set would you hold it against me?

Yes I would.

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