My battered cod won't gently fragrance me. What is the proper procedure?
The best thing to do is invest in your battered cod's panel.
There's a dirty great icing shearing my anteater. Can I do anything?
You could always try locating a chimney. With any luck it'll deactivate the anteater.
I'm thinking about cleaning a baby's bottle but don't know where to start. How do you rectify this?
We normally just take nude photographs of them. Good luck with that one.
A stranger sold me this catalogue and I want to get rid of it. How do I proceed?
You could always try recording a grouse. With any luck it'll brand, with a hot iron, the catalogue.
I can't stop grading myself with this firelighter!
There's a hidden secret diary somewhere on your firelighter. Find it and tie up it with an old-style Microsoft software.
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