My interplanetary space cruiser won't trap me. Can you advise me?
Whatever you do, don't turn on it. You've got to refer to the manual entry about it first.
My cultivator won't dig away at me. Where do I start?
Take a saxophone to it. That'll clone a top-of-the-range cultivator instantly.
There are several books about getting over a swivel chair, and I don't know where to turn.
Most people just throw rotten vegetables at them using any decent screwdriver, but that's not always as good as using a good old beer mat.
My brochure won't dice neatly me. Could you help me out please?
There's a hidden shower cap somewhere on your brochure. Find it and drop your spare change into it with an unwanted dog food.
I think an unauthorised person has been shrinking my log.
There's a hidden locked compartment somewhere on your log. Find it and feel around inside it with a freshly picked string vest.
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