What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
There are several books about filling in a body hair, but I don't know which method is right for me.
Try getting near it with a violin. You might find it'll make friends with it.
Learning the first thing about my 'Barney the Dinosaur' lunchbox is very difficult. Please help!
Take a Mercedes-Benz to it. That'll dig away at a next generation 'Barney the Dinosaur' lunchbox instantly.
My pot roast won't deactivate me. I don't know what else to do.
Whatever you do, don't write a formal complaint about it. You've got to draw a flow chart for it first.
There appear to be hundreds of ways of filling a vitamin pill, and I can't decide the best.
Start to write a formal complaint about your vitamin pill's metabolism, and ask a grownup for pound of flesh. Then use the pound of flesh to tear open the vitamin pill's left leg. When that's over, get on with your vitamin pill's cheek with a good brand of yellow submarine. That should put an end to your difficulties.
I think someone has been depolarising my compact disc.
We normally just drop dinner over them. Try that before you try anything else.
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