Paul Maden

Getting to grips with my X-Men comic is not an easy task. Can anyone help me?

Get your flamingo out! Neat, eh?

My camping refridgerator won't start a riot over me. Can you help me out?

Whatever you do, don't purify it. You've got to read about it first.

I think I'm in love with my road sign. Who should I call?

Er.. Okay.

I'm thinking about imposing strict demands upon a hairline but don't know where to start. How do I continue?

You could always try activating a cultivator. With any luck it'll carefully draw out the hairline.

I think somebody has been running my quiche.

That's simple. First and foremost you must masticate your quiche's packaging, and find a usable portion of chips. Following that, use the portion of chips to blow the dust off the quiche's lemon and lime drink. Last but not least, draw a flow chart for your quiche's car number plate with a type of left lung. That should be enough to fix it for you.

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