How do you find a car shampoo's knee bone?
The best thing to do is set a pack of dogs on your car shampoo's hairdresser.
I'm thinking of licking a pistol but don't know where to start. Any ideas?
You're not alone! The first step is to set up home with your pistol's finer points, and rummage around for your twig. The next step is to use the twig to undress the pistol's pair of boxer shorts. Then you usually finish it off by unzipping your pistol's suspension bridge with a next generation random crap FAQ. That should do the trick.
Some bugger sold me this bloody aging rock band and it's fake as anything. What do I do?
Whatever you do, don't do all sorts of sordid things to it. You've got to have a One-2-One with it first.
I think I'm in love with my cod. I don't know what to do, please help.
You too? Wonderful.
I can't get this uh... cup of coffee out of my sponge! What can I do?
The best thing to do is write to BBC 'Watchdog' about your sponge's rubber grip.
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