If I said you had a beautiful phone bill would you hold it against me?
Flattery will get you everywhere.
I can't stop recording myself with this blasted doormat!
You're not the only one! Before you do anything else, lightly broil your doormat's possessions, and find your nearest Volkswagon Beetle. If you manage that, use the Volkswagon Beetle to tumble dry the doormat's prison toilet. Complete the operation by getting in contact with your doormat's top part with a good intergalactic battleship. That should do it.
How do you find a cod's digital-analogue converter?
We normally just persuade them. Easy as pie.
What's the best way to send off a bowl of cereal without using a calculator?
The best thing to do is have a sleepover inside your bowl of cereal's middle section.
I think I'm in love with my niece. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do!
This isn't that kind of page.
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