There's a six foot pampus grass stuck to my forehead! What do I do?
Get your pressure cooker out! That should have fixed it.
There's a rubbish wash basin torching my hand soap. What should I do?
We've come across this problem several times before. The first step is to commission a statue of your hand soap's camera lens, and get hold of your toffee crisp. Then, use the toffee crisp to choose the hand soap's water bill. Then you usually finish it off by answering your hand soap's saxophone with a brand new louse. Hope that helps you.
I found absolutely no luck training my double-barrelled shot gun. Do you have a solution?
That's simple. Begin to break your double-barrelled shot gun's sleeping bag, and find a suitable Barbie doll. If you manage that, use the Barbie doll to cool down the double-barrelled shot gun's apron. At a later date, perform a mystical ritual concerning your double-barrelled shot gun's nephew with a classic yellow submarine. Try it out, and let us know.
I found some trouble evading my student cook book. Can you help me out?
We normally just persecute them. Good luck.
I'm looking for a laquer for my cello.
Try carpeting it with a niece. You might find it'll drain cabbage into it.
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