I'm considering initialising an answering machine but don't know where to start. What is the correct way to go about this?
There's a hidden hardest area somewhere on your answering machine. Find it and sprinkle salt and pepper over it with a handy antelope.
Pulling my random crap FAQ is giving me a headache. Any suggestions?
There's a hidden larger stick somewhere on your random crap FAQ. Find it and learn to love it with a brand new blowtorch.
I'm looking for a ventilation grille for my van.
There's a hidden canvas somewhere on your van. Find it and tear it with a handy partical accelerator.
I think I'm in love with my a pair of clashing titans. Could you advise me?
This is randomness at its most bizarre, isn't it?
I think I'm in love with my viola. What should I do?
You repulsive little idiot!
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