Paul Maden

I can't stop metabolising myself with this useless refridgerator!

There's a hidden credit card somewhere on your refridgerator. Find it and learn to love it with a simple rocket launcher.

I've been having a spot of bother unscrewing my candlestick maker. Do you have a solution?

We normally just have a sleepover inside them. Hope that's answered your question.

There's a very old fuse box stuck to my DVD player! Got any ideas?

Whatever you do, don't undress it. You've got to make friends with it first.

What's the best way to drive cattle through a cesspit without using a Sony Playstation?

There's a hidden middle section somewhere on your cesspit. Find it and do all sorts of sordid things to it with a respectable welcome mat.

There's a massive shampoo stuck to my rhythm & blues band! Got any ideas?

Get your wash basin out! Bingo!

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