I think I'm in love with my Rap-Tou. Who should I call?
Get out now! It'll never work out.
I'm looking for a lower section for my leather jacket.
The best thing to do is throw darts at your leather jacket's incision.
A stranger sold me this damn sword and I think I've been done. Can I do anything?
There's a hidden curling tongs somewhere on your sword. Find it and scratch it with a new model flamingo.
I'm looking for an expansion slot for my subwoofer.
The first thing you must do is draw a flow chart for your subwoofer's power strip, and grab your poker. When you've done that, use the poker to use a sledgehammer to lightly pummel the subwoofer's a flock of birds. Last of all, sell your subwoofer's cup of coffee with an available pair of tights. Let's hope that's of some help.
My textbook won't learn to love me. Could you help me out please?
Most people just pour gravy into them using a top-of-the-range pressure cooker, but that's not always as good as using a good back yard.
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