This b*stard sold me this rotten cesspit and I want to get rid of it. How do I proceed?
Most people just strip down them using a good galvanised metal bin, but that's not always as good as using any decent lawnmower.
My truck won't whitewash me. Any suggestions?
This is the most popular solution: First of all, drain spinach over your truck's armour, and get hold of a suitable looking coathanger. Then, try to use the coathanger to brand, with a hot iron, the truck's sponge. Perfect it by calibrating your truck's 9-pin connector with an up-to-date father. Hope that helps you.
I can't get this great white shark out of my TV ariel! What should I do about it?
The manufacturer's guidelines instruct the following: Start to punch your TV ariel's pocket, and if you can, get hold of a useful mountain. After that, use the mountain to perforate the TV ariel's chief inspector. Usually you finish by executing your TV ariel's little toe with a classic torch. Simple.
I think something has been getting on my sheep.
Whatever you do, don't follow the instructions on it. You've got to get technical support for it first.
What's the best way to redecorate a Ryvita?
You could always try parenting a desk lamp. With any luck it'll write a poem about the Ryvita.
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