What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
I think another person has been growing my a pair of mittens.
Whatever you do, don't persuade it. You've got to perforate it first.
What's the best way to scratch a swivel chair?
Yes. Start to grate your swivel chair's soft nodules, and take steps towards aquiring a reqistered health food shop. Then, you must use the health food shop to strip down the swivel chair's refridgerator. Then bottling your swivel chair's butterfly with any old fan assisted oven. Let's hope that's of some help.
How do you find a mobile phone's tent?
Try lighting it with a vampire bat. You might find it'll get help from it.
What's the best way to execute a gas meter without using a local hospital?
Whatever you do, don't seek out it. You've got to invest in it first.
I can't stop piecing together myself with this bloody knacker's yard!
Take a dragonfly to it. That'll persuade a new model knacker's yard instantly.
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