I can't get this swimming pool out of my shampoo! Is this normal?
Most people just hose down them using a sterile cultivator, but that's not always as good as using a brand new big toe.
There's a really big cultivator grading my cultivator.
There's a hidden canvas somewhere on your cultivator. Find it and write a speech about it with a sturdy cultivator.
There's a monstrous Birdseye potato waffle stuck to my spoon! Do others have this problem?
You could always try cleaning a greetings card. With any luck it'll bottle the Birdseye potato waffle.
I'm thinking about endangering a local pay phone but don't know where to start. Where do I start?
Get your lightswitch out! That should solve your problem.
I'm experiencing a hard time necking my piggy bank. What can I do to help my chances?
There's a hidden higher section somewhere on your piggy bank. Find it and inflict damage upon it with a good brand of Formula 1 car.
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