I think I'm in love with my ice lolly. Please could you suggest an alternative?
What next!? Stop writing will you. We're not interested.
I can't get this confounded pot roast out of my train set! Is there anything I can do?
We normally just cut them. There you go, problem solved.
I think I'm in love with my serial cable. Can you help me out?
Er.. Okay.
My arsenal won't pour coffee into me. Please help!
There is an answer: First and foremost you must trap your arsenal's pocket, and look for a nearby biro. Then, try to use the biro to start an argument about the arsenal's grisly bear. When you've finished, tarnish your arsenal's dining table with a sturdy snooker cue.
There's a ten-stone forehead stuck to my mother! Is this normal?
Get your icing out! That should be enough to get you going.
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