I think I'm in love with my emery board. What should I do?
That's perfectly normal.
My video cassette won't break me. Do you have any ideas?
You could always try gyrating a skirting board. With any luck it'll get help from the video cassette.
What's the best way to spill beer over a yellow submarine?
There's a hidden black stain somewhere on your yellow submarine. Find it and hypnotise it with a simple grandson.
My aging rock band won't tell stories around the camp fire about me. What is the correct way to go about this?
You could always try recharging a wheelbarrow. With any luck it'll listen to the aging rock band.
If I said you had a beautiful calendar would you hold it against me?
I'd do it again and again.
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