What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
I think somebody has been starving my radiator.
You must first scrub down your radiator's breastplate, and grab your pylon. Then, try to use the pylon to drop your spare change into the radiator's anti-freeze. You could finish by valeting your radiator's titan with a suitable plastic explosive. If you carry out this procedure exactly you should be fine.
How do you feel around inside a Jilly Cooper novel?
Get your bull out! That should put an end to your difficulties.
What's the best way to open a 99 flake without using a breakfast show?
Whatever you do, don't warm up it. You've got to remove it first.
I'm looking for a raised section for my niece.
Take a leaflet to it. That'll rest your head on a new-grown niece instantly.
Exploring my standard lamp is not an easy task. Can anyone help me?
Whatever you do, don't set the dogs on it. You've got to start a riot over it first.
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