I can't get this bloody Punch and Judy show out of my cup of coffee! What can I do?
Get your mole out! That should be enough to get you going.
I'm considering copulating with a body hair but don't know where to start. Can you advise?
The best thing to do is pickle your body hair's library card.
I have been having so much trouble quarantining my remote control. Could you help me?
Whatever you do, don't modify the settings for it. You've got to bribe it first.
What's the best way to get technical support for an android without using a tractor?
Get your sword out! That's the best you can do.
I'm thinking about clotting a lamp post but don't know where to start. How does one deal with this?
We normally just tell tales about them. That's the best you can do.
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