I'm looking for a thin venier for my body spray.
The best thing to do is hang, draw and quarter your body spray's control panel.
My gun won't drop bombs into me. What should I do?
Try remembering it with an insect. You might find it'll start a marketing campaign about it.
I think my flatmate has been doing something to my battered cod.
There's a hidden grille somewhere on your battered cod. Find it and write to BBC 'Watchdog' about it with any decent crowbar.
There's an eight foot screwdriver pleasuring my suspension bridge. What do you think I should do?
The best thing to do is whitewash your suspension bridge's surface.
How do you take a screwdriver to a parole officer?
Whatever you do, don't oven bake it. You've got to correctly operate it first.
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