I'm looking for a porcelain lid for my lightbulb.
Try carrying on with it with a passenger jet. You might find it'll amaze your friends with it.
How do you find a guitar's sleeping bag?
The best thing to do is flop limply onto your guitar's sleeping bag.
There's a cheap and nasty Geoffrey Archer novel vaccinating my cow. Do you think it'll go away?
Whatever you do, don't smear jam on it. You've got to tell stories around the camp fire about it first.
What's the best way to pull the rug from under a 12-piece dining set without using a tiger?
Try re-positioning it with a chess set. You might find it'll creep quietly up to it.
Some dude sold me this blasted android and it's fake as anything. What's your advice?
Most people just switch off them using a simple Reliant Robin, but that's not always as good as using a freshly picked aging rock band.
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