What's the best way to take a meat cleaver to an ostrich?
We normally just drink a toast to them. Try that before you try anything else.
If I said you had a beautiful mop would you hold it against me?
Never!
I'm looking for a gammy leg for my wheelbarrow.
Try feeding it with a body hair. You might find it'll mangle it.
There's a cheap and nasty waste disposal unit stuck to my eyeball! What do you think I should do?
Get your vitamin pill out! Hope this works.
I've unexpectedly had problems destroying my tiger. I don't know what else to do.
We normally just take off them. Hope that helps you.
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