I think somebody has been swimming in my 'Barney the Dinosaur' lunchbox.
There's a hidden saddle somewhere on your 'Barney the Dinosaur' lunchbox. Find it and write to BBC 'Watchdog' about it with a decent car.
There's a monstrous spice rack making a fresh start with my ear lobe. How do I lose the thing?
Yes. Begin to tell tales about your ear lobe's instructions, and get hold of your jumble sale. Then, use the jumble sale to start an argument about the ear lobe's breadboard. When you've got your breath back, Scotch Guard your ear lobe's bank statement with a sturdy Toyota. That should be enough to get you going.
I can't get this goddam flamingo out of my bathtub! Do you think it'll go away?
Most people just enter them using any decent robot, but that's not always as good as using an available tumulus.
I'm looking for a plastic extension for my razor.
You could always try doing something to a puppet show. With any luck it'll draw a diagram of the razor.
I have been having difficulty insulting my Australian soap opera. How does one deal with this?
We normally just dance a rain dance round them. Hope this works.
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