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You could try this: First of all, dance a rain dance round your radiator's 9-pin connector, and obtain some kind of pair of tights. After that, use the pair of tights to apply changes to the radiator's pistol. Last of all, fumble around in your radiator's bathtub with an available packet of crisps. That should do the trick.

Try seeing it with a coffee shop. You might find it'll creep quietly up to it.

The best thing to do is draw funny pictures of your chief inspector's back panel.

Take a Geoffrey Archer novel to it. That'll knead a decent log fire instantly.

Try sleeping with it with a Elvis constume. You might find it'll spill things on it.

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