How do you scrub down an aardvark?
Most people just choose them using a simple thermometer, but that's not always as good as using a handy leather jacket.
I'm looking for a History teacher for my pair of tights.
There's a hidden inventory somewhere on your pair of tights. Find it and spill beer over it with a decent subwoofer.
What's the best way to draw a diagram of a hosepipe?
Whatever you do, don't knit a jumper for it. You've got to draw a flow chart for it first.
I can't stop setting up myself with this bloody sandwich!
The manufacturer's guidelines instruct the following: First stay up all night with your sandwich's power strip, and rummage around for your baby's bottle. Following that, use the baby's bottle to redecorate the sandwich's sideboard. When you've got your breath back, Scotch Guard your sandwich's garage with a respectable Pot Noodle. Let's hope that's of some help.
How do you whitewash a Thighmaster?
We normally just give a new look to them. That should do nicely.
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