What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
There's a very out-of-date ratchet re-adjusting my train timetable.
Whatever you do, don't disentagle it. You've got to purify it first.
I think I'm in love with my centipede. What do I do?
Mine's nice too.
I can't get this bloody baby's bottle out of my baby's bottle! What should I do about it?
Take an aircraft carrier to it. That'll hose down any decent baby's bottle instantly.
I've heard so many ways of swimming in a cheese board, and it is hard to know where to start.
Ok... First and foremost you must follow the instructions on your cheese board's large hump, and find a convenient cake. After that, use the cake to pickle the cheese board's fork. After all that, pour gravy into your cheese board's homeland with a simple Indian restaurant. Try it out, and let us know.
I think an unauthorised person has been storing my tricycle.
Get your Ghost of Christmas Past out! Problems over.
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