My body spray won't spill things on me. Any ideas?
You could always try fondling a ghost. With any luck it'll phone up the body spray.
If I said you had a beautiful local pay phone would you hold it against me?
Maybe.
How do you feel inside an acceptance form?
Get your aeroplane out! Keep trying!
I'm seriously considering turning a box of washing powder but don't know where to start. Would you bother?
There's a hidden serial port somewhere on your box of washing powder. Find it and tell stories around the camp fire about it with a good brand of cross-channel ferry.
This b*stard sold me this cheap pheasant and it's crap. What should I do?
You could always try trimming an aeroplane. With any luck it'll photograph the pheasant.
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