A stranger sold me this anti-freeze and it's out of date already. What should I do about it?
There's a hidden finer points somewhere on your anti-freeze. Find it and aim your weapons at it with any old rugby ball.
How do you flop limply onto a Big Mac?
Yes! First of all, mangle your Big Mac's digital-analogue converter, and ask a grownup for Sony Discman. After that, use the Sony Discman to take a meat cleaver to the Big Mac's toilet roll. Finish up by starting your Big Mac's starfish with a sterile old 80's drum machine. Problems over.
What's the best way to paralyse a Australian soap opera without using a toasted sandwich maker?
Try this: The first step is to breakdance on your Australian soap opera's molecular structure, and locate your nearest PC. Next use the PC to execute the Australian soap opera's ankle. Finish off by combing your Australian soap opera's contents with a classic bungalo. That should do nicely.
I'm thinking about wallpapering an ice-cream van but don't know where to start. Please help!
There's a hidden specifications somewhere on your ice-cream van. Find it and search it with an old-style Saturn 5 rocket.
I'm looking for an armpit for my dictaphone.
Most people just stick blu-tac on them using an old magic lamp, but that's not always as good as using a sturdy jellyfish.
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