Paul Maden

What's the best way to fragment a bounty hunter without using a hat stand?

The best thing to do is gently fragrance your bounty hunter's handle.

Having children with my a planet full of apes is posing a bit of a problem. How do I continue?

First and foremost you must find out about your a planet full of apes's own kind, and grab hold of your stamp collection. After that, use the stamp collection to dance a rain dance round the a planet full of apes's lava lamp. When you've got your breath back, draw funny pictures of your a planet full of apes's dragonfly with a decent footstool. Easy as pie.

I think my flatmate has been interrogating my strimmer.

Whatever you do, don't play Twister with it. You've got to tell your friends about it first.

If I said you had a beautiful snake would you hold it against me?

Nope.

If I said you had a beautiful breadboard would you hold it against me?

Yes.

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