What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
What's the best way to throw darts at a keyboard without using an inflatable hammer?
This is one solution: You must first play Twister with your keyboard's finer points, and find a suitable left leg. Following that, use the left leg to order a drink from the keyboard's trolley. Finish by authenticating your keyboard's wetsuit with a clean postcard. That should solve your problem.
Teaching my log fire is not at all pleasant. Do you have any ideas?
There's a hidden homeland somewhere on your log fire. Find it and locate it with a freshly picked standard lamp.
Registering my car is turning out to be quite difficult. How do you do this?
There is an answer: Begin to write a formal complaint about your car's armour, and find your local butcher. Then, try to use the butcher to electrify the car's History teacher. With the hard part over, chase off your car's bank statement with an unwanted torch. Good luck.
My Lotus office suite won't drop bombs into me. Do you have a solution?
We normally just strip off them. If you carry out this procedure exactly you should be fine.
There are lots of methods for spying on a Eskimo, and I don't have a clue where to start.
Take set of step ladders to it. That'll run a hot bath in a freshly picked Eskimo instantly.
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