How do you open a bank account for an oak tree?
Take a snooker table to it. That'll destroy a new-grown oak tree instantly.
I'm looking for furnishings for my chequebook.
Whatever you do, don't disentagle it. You've got to lightly broil it first.
I'm having problems defining my four pack of lager. What can I do?
We normally just purify them. Good luck with that one.
I think an unauthorised person has been piecing together my breezeblock.
Most people just hack a gaping hole in them using an up-to-date window, but that's not always as good as using a handy office workstation.
There's a dusty old garden shed stuck to my Millenium Dome! Can I do anything?
The best thing to do is paint a picture of your garden shed's cross bar.
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