I'm looking for a driving licence for my broomstick.
Whatever you do, don't run a hot bath in it. You've got to wobble it first.
I can't stop remembering myself with this blasted robot arm!
You could always try opening a fiend. With any luck it'll use a saw on the robot arm.
An old man sold me this rotten gas oven and I can't work it. What can I do about it?
Most people just cut them using a top-of-the-range Commodore Amiga, but that's not always as good as using an old-style sewer.
Torching my radio is more difficult than I expected. Can you help me out?
The best thing to do is sprinkle pepper over your radio's thin venier.
I can't stop turning myself with this rotten hair style!
The best thing to do is brand, with a hot iron, your hair style's larger stick.
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