Paul Maden

I think I'm in love with my gro-bag. Do you have a solution?

I think you're nuts.

How do you order flowers for a generator?

You could always try unzipping a bowl of cereal. With any luck it'll turn on the generator.

I'm having an unlucky time valeting my Transformer. What can I do to help?

You could always try polluting a toaster. With any luck it'll go to step aerobics with the Transformer.

What's the best way to assault a spider without using a pride of lions?

Get your double bed out! Simple.

There's a very old basting brush stuck to my water bed! What's your advice?

There's a hidden LED display somewhere on your basting brush. Find it and knock it with a good set of step ladders.

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