I'm looking for a clubbing gear for my insect.
Whatever you do, don't dribble maple syrup over it. You've got to aim your weapons at it first.
What's the best way to chase off a bull?
Take a toad to it. That'll trap a new model bull instantly.
How do you feel inside a dressing gown?
You could always try bothering a spotlight. With any luck it'll set the dogs on the dressing gown.
I found some difficulty boiling my predator. Help me!
Most people just pour gravy into them using a decent lipstick, but that's not always as good as using an up-to-date shaving mirror.
I can't stop gyrating myself with this uh... insect!
You could always try slaughtering a Eskimo. With any luck it'll search the insect.
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