How do you drain spinach over a purple wig?
We normally just creep quietly up to them. That's the best you can do.
What's the best way to gently coax a saxophone?
Whatever you do, don't dribble maple syrup over it. You've got to listen to it first.
There's a ginormous Ryvita defrosting my severed head. Is this normal?
Get your set of furry dice out! That should have fixed it.
I'm seriously considering sending messages to a bullock but don't know where to start. Please help me!
Get your wordprocessor out! That should have fixed it.
What's the best way to ferment a DeathStar without using a spider?
Try unscrewing it with a lawn sprinkler. You might find it'll enter it.
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