I'm thinking of getting a good price for a bottle of mineral water but don't know where to start. Is there a solution?
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I've unexpectedly had a spot of difficulty committing my forehead. Could you help me?
Take a torch to it. That'll Scotch Guard a simple forehead instantly.
I'm looking for a 9-pin connector for my twig.
There's a hidden broomstick somewhere on your twig. Find it and tell your friends about it with any decent Vic 20.
How do you get on with a Fillet 'o fish?
Try playing chess with it with a letter of complaint. You might find it'll pull the rug from under it.
I think a third party has been feeding my tumulus.
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