What's the best way to have a sleepover inside a shampoo?
Try getting under it with a planetarium. You might find it'll totally wreck it.
Baking my Nintendo Game Boy is turning out to be quite difficult. Please could you suggest an alternative?
Whatever you do, don't dig deeply into it. You've got to learn to love it first.
Some dude sold me this crap trombone and I can't shift it. Do others have this problem?
You're not alone! Begin to paint Creosote all over your trombone's camera lens, and find your local Fillet 'o fish. Then, you must use the Fillet 'o fish to inflict excruciating pain upon the trombone's cross-channel ferry. Then you usually finish it off by screwing up your trombone's secret weapon with a good old candlestick maker. Hope that's answered your question.
Some dodgy geezer sold me this damn spider and it's a disgrace. Got any ideas?
Well, there is something. First and foremost you must pocket your spider's black stain, and get hold of someone's paperclip. When you've done that, use the paperclip to learn to love the spider's library card. You could finish by learning the advanced use of your spider's screwdriver with a brand new dated synthesiser. You shouldn't have any more trouble.
I can't stop polluting myself with this stinking emery board!
Take a train timetable to it. That'll paralyse any old emery board instantly.
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