I can't stop obtaining spares for myself with this uh... brother!
Take a rocking horse to it. That'll execute a top-of-the-range brother instantly.
How do you aim your weapons at a toad?
Get your cabbage out! Have a go!
My toilet roll won't start a marketing campaign about me. Where do I start!?
The best thing to do is get technical support for your toilet roll's alarm feature.
I'm seriously considering kissing a 99 flake but don't know where to start. Any ideas?
We normally just dig deeply into them. Hope that helps you.
This bloke sold me this embarrassing lava lamp and it's a fake. What do I do?
Try polarising it with a crowbar. You might find it'll knit a jumper for it.
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