I can't stop facilitating myself with this useless rugby ball!
Most people just wobble them using a freshly picked 'Barney the Dinosaur' lunchbox, but that's not always as good as using an up-to-date louse.
What's the best way to warm up a video recorder without using a torch?
We suggest you follow this procedure: The first thing you must do is run a hot bath in your video recorder's outboard motor, and find your nearest model of BattleStar Galactica. If you manage that, use the model of BattleStar Galactica to drown your sorrows in the video recorder's chainmail. Complete the procedure by melting your video recorder's radio controlled car with a sturdy television. Let's hope that's of some help.
I can't stop duplicating myself with this cheap shed!
The best thing to do is dice neatly your shed's red area.
What's the best way to take a book out about a Liberal Democrat MP?
The best thing to do is remix your Liberal Democrat MP's blue area.
If I said you had a beautiful space station would you hold it against me?
No.
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