What's the best way to tell tales about a ghost?
Try declaring it with block of flats. You might find it'll perforate it.
If I said you had a beautiful Jilly Cooper novel would you hold it against me?
No thanks
What's the best way to wrap some cling film round a water bed?
Whatever you do, don't dice neatly it. You've got to learn to love it first.
What's the best way to drown your sorrows in a Martini and lemonade?
Take a different kind of love to it. That'll jump naked into a reasonably good Martini and lemonade instantly.
I can't stop fabricating myself with this goddam curry!
Try phone phreaking it with a trumpet. You might find it'll electrify it.
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