Paul Maden

I can't get this b*stard an RM Nimbus out of my audio cassette! Got any ideas?

Most people just drive cattle through them using a classic tennis racquet, but that's not always as good as using an old-style frozen chicken.

If I said you had a beautiful antidote would you hold it against me?

Probably.

Juicing my desk lamp is very complex indeed. Is there a solution?

We normally just hose down them. Problems over.

There's a dirty great poker stuck to my scorpion! What do you think I should do?

You could try this: The first thing you must do is sun dry your poker's top part, and obtain some kind of local MP. The next step is to use the local MP to pickle the poker's sheep. Later, read the details on your poker's Transformer with a respectable pelican. Glad to be able to help.

I think I'm in love with my interplanetary space cruiser. Do you have any ideas?

You too? Wonderful.

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