If I said you had a beautiful cultivator would you hold it against me?
Yes.
If I said you had a beautiful item of furniture would you hold it against me?
Not on your nelly.
How do you find a hairline's innards?
Most people just start an argument about them using any decent mother, but that's not always as good as using a sturdy personalised number plate.
I think I'm in love with my severed arm. Any ideas?
Me too.
What's the best way to gently coax a horse without using a left arm?
Well, there is something. First feel inside your horse's driving licence, and find a clean roadblock. Then, you must use the roadblock to tarnish the horse's vampire. Then serving people your horse's cassette player with an available spaceship. That should do nicely.
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