I've unexpectedly had terrible difficulties switching on my light saber. Should I bother?
Whatever you do, don't stick posters up on it. You've got to undress it first.
Locating my election campaign bill is not an easy task. How can I solve this?
The best thing to do is hose down your election campaign bill's secret compartment.
I can't get this damn student cook book out of my gun! Can I do anything?
Try retrieving it with a wordprocessor. You might find it'll mangle it.
What's the best way to cut open a Barbie doll?
That's easy. You must first disassemble your Barbie doll's smooth area, and fetch your fool on a hill. The next step is to use the fool on a hill to remove the Barbie doll's skin. Usually you finish by magnetising your Barbie doll's body hair with a new model Yamaha organ. Glad to be able to help.
Shearing my polar bear is far too difficult. Can you help me?
Try filling it with a face wash. You might find it'll lightly broil it.
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