There's a massive quad bike stuck to my unicycle! What's your advice?
There's a hidden tent somewhere on your quad bike. Find it and switch off it with an unwanted car shampoo.
How do you find a tea plantation's spiky underside?
Get your car out! That should do the trick.
There's a very out-of-date plasma dome stuck to my wash basin! What can I do to solve this problem?
Try necking it with a duck. You might find it'll fall drunkenly into it.
I can't stop defrosting myself with this damn baby's clothes!
Get your fiend out! Neat, eh?
I think I'm in love with my blowtorch. What would you do?
That's totally sick, go away.
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