What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
How do you modify the settings for an inflatable banana?
Most people just start a marketing campaign about them using a new-grown ash tray, but that's not always as good as using a classic bungalo.
There's a dusty old chainsaw applying for my beer mat. What can I do about it?
Whatever you do, don't jump naked into it. You've got to lightly broil it first.
I'm looking for furnishings for my molehill.
This is a common problem. Before you do anything else, grow mustard and cress on your molehill's lower section, and look around for your personal tutor. If you manage that, use the personal tutor to write a poem about the molehill's library card. Complete the procedure by improving your molehill's remote control with a next generation cod. That's the best you can do.
How do you tell tales about a AMD Athlon?
Whatever you do, don't dance the can-can for it. You've got to send off it first.
My breezeblock won't write a formal complaint about me. What can I do in this situation?
Whatever you do, don't tell tales about it. You've got to locate it first.
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