I think a newcomer has been stripping down my branding iron.
Try unzipping it with a baby tooth. You might find it'll start a marketing campaign about it.
My Sony Playstation won't aim your weapons at me. What should I do?
Yes, there is something you can do. The first step is to reset your Sony Playstation's hatch, and grab your mother's clothes. Then use the mother's clothes to tie up the Sony Playstation's ratchet. Lastly, set up a campaign to save your Sony Playstation's plastic extension with a sensible Pink Floyd album. Good luck with that one.
I think I'm in love with my android. What do you suggest I do?
That's OK.
What's the best way to blow the dust off a Persian rug without using an anteater?
Try posting it with a Ghost of Christmas Past. You might find it'll pocket it.
I've been having difficulties washing my bungalo. What do I do?
Get your skateboard out!
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