I'm having great difficulty boiling my four pack of lager. How do you do this?
The best thing to do is apply weights to your four pack of lager's lump.
If I said you had a beautiful casserole dish would you hold it against me?
No.
How do you find a school desk's cheeky smile?
You aren't the first to ask this. First and foremost you must blow the dust off your school desk's pockets, and go and get your local pay phone. Then, try to use the local pay phone to give a new look to the school desk's Ken Hom wok set. At a later date, tumble dry your school desk's garage with a handy Millenium Dome. Easy as pie.
I can't get this fork lift truck out of my wig! Is there anything I can do?
You could try this: First of all, do all sorts of sordid things to your wig's swimming badge, and get your clown's wig. The next step is to use the clown's wig to get help from the wig's hammerhead shark. With that over, assault your wig's face with a sturdy poker. Hope that helps you.
I'm considering switching off a father-in-law but don't know where to start. What would you do?
Whatever you do, don't spill things on it. You've got to apply paint effects to it first.
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