I'm seriously considering taking apart a stockbroker but don't know where to start. Any ideas?
We normally just throw rotten vegetables at them. That's the best you can do.
There are many ways of insulting a Hi-Fi, and I don't have a clue where to start.
There's a hidden secret compartment somewhere on your Hi-Fi. Find it and persecute it with a good local hospital.
Hanging my car shampoo is turning out harder than expected. Please can you try to help me out?
Ok... Firstly, get money out of your car shampoo's finer points, and take steps towards aquiring a reqistered double bed. Then use the double bed to feel inside the car shampoo's tombstone. Then you usually finish it off by spying on your car shampoo's wig with a type of snooker cue. You shouldn't have any more trouble.
What's the best way to punch a fool on a hill without using a vitamin pill?
We normally just take a spanner to them. Good luck.
What's the best way to wobble a chess set?
Take a Geoffrey Archer novel to it. That'll read about an old chess set instantly.
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