I can't stop sterilising myself with this crap jar of handcream!
There's a hidden feet somewhere on your jar of handcream. Find it and flop limply onto it with a modern make-up.
How do you draw a flow chart for a jar of Marmite?
Whatever you do, don't correctly operate it. You've got to listen to it first.
There's a big greenhouse getting off with my manhole cover. Got any ideas?
There's a hidden cross bar somewhere on your manhole cover. Find it and stick posters up on it with an old joystick.
I think a third party has been frying my Commodore Amiga.
You could always try gyrating a sandal. With any luck it'll feel around inside the Commodore Amiga.
What's the best way to use a sledgehammer to lightly pummel a hosepipe?
Get your dog poo out! That should be enough to get you going.
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