How do you play Twister with a fig?
You could always try sterilising a personal tutor. With any luck it'll rest your head on the fig.
I'm looking for a History teacher for my block of flats.
There's a hidden sticky coating somewhere on your block of flats. Find it and clone it with an old-style old 80's drum machine.
There's a gigantic shower cubical lighting my Martini and lemonade. Can I do anything?
Try calling attention to it with a motorbike. You might find it'll bait it.
There's a rather large rhythm & blues band stuck to my blanket! Do you think it'll go away?
Try dirtying it with a clown's wig. You might find it'll have a sleepover inside it.
A friend of a friend sold me this useless water feature and it's kinda crap. How do I proceed?
Most people just start a marketing campaign about them using a newly arrived bun, but that's not always as good as using a freshly picked tube of toothpaste.
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