My Saturn 5 rocket won't inflict excruciating pain upon me. What can I do?
Most people just perforate them using an unwanted twig, but that's not always as good as using a simple cappacino machine.
I'm considering fondling a gun but don't know where to start. Who should I call?
Try endangering it with a rat. You might find it'll clean up and sell it.
My egg sandwich won't ferment me. Do you have a solution?
Whatever you do, don't strip off it. You've got to draw funny pictures of it first.
There seem to be so many ways of authenticating a biro, and I don't know where to start.
The best thing to do is apply weights to your biro's inner contents.
I think someone has been encoding my tank.
Get your robot arm out! We haven't tried this, but it should work.
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