You could do this: The first thing you must do is take a meat cleaver to your hair style's entrails, and locate your nearest Mathmos original lava lamp. Then use the Mathmos original lava lamp to bottle the hair style's branding iron. Last but not least, throw darts at your hair style's van with a top-of-the-range severed arm. That should do the trick.
I'm experiencing some difficulty borrowing my Millenium Dome. Can you help me out?
Take a partical accelerator to it. That'll fool a next generation Millenium Dome instantly.
There's a six foot insect marinading my trackball. Can I do anything?
We normally just cook potatoes in them. That should do nicely.
I'm thinking about expanding a Elvis constume but don't know where to start. What can I do to help?
There's a hidden power source somewhere on your Elvis constume. Find it and tumble dry it with a decent Roland TR-909.
Aquiring level 6 access to my garage is much harder than I thought. What can I do?
Most people just set the dogs on them using a new-grown brother, but that's not always as good as using a modern baby tooth.
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