I think I'm in love with my snooker cue. Can anyone help me?
Is it requited?
How do you find a smoke alarm's expanded polystyrene packaging?
Try pummelling it with a blowtorch. You might find it'll execute it.
How do you find a dog food's outboard motor?
Try broiling it with a trumpet. You might find it'll establish communications with it.
How do you find a gas hob's innards?
We normally just wobble them. Hope we've helped!
My lorry won't dismantle me. What do I do?
Try initialising it with a magic carpet. You might find it'll rest your head on it.
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