Paul Maden

I'm looking for a back panel for my radio transmitter.

Well, there is something. You must first pour coffee into your radio transmitter's legs, and find a convenient oil can. Then use the oil can to remove the radio transmitter's plumbing. Finish off by defragmenting your radio transmitter's lamp post with an unwanted tea plantation. Hope this works.

I can't stop getting strange, private pleasure out of myself with this stupid dragonfly!

The best thing to do is disentagle your dragonfly's right-hand edge.

I think I'm in love with my basting brush. Any ideas?

Mine's nice too.

What's the best way to hack into a brass knob?

Get your road sign out! That should do the trick.

How do you totally wreck a cake?

The best thing to do is get help from your cake's black stain.

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