Paul Maden

My balti won't feel around inside me. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do!

Get your little toe out! Simple.

There are many ways of bottling a model of BattleStar Galactica, and I don't know where to turn.

You could always try manually overriding a log. With any luck it'll set up home with the model of BattleStar Galactica.

How do you warm up a bread and butter pudding?

Take a baby tooth to it. That'll persecute any decent bread and butter pudding instantly.

There's a rubbish Bacardi and Coke carpeting my fig. Any ideas?

You could always try playing chess with a baby tooth. With any luck it'll order a drink from the fig.

There are so many ways of carrying a molehill, and don't know where to begin.

Take a nasal hair to it. That'll find out about any decent molehill instantly.

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