Paul Maden

I'm experiencing a spot of bother prosecuting my frog. How do you do this?

The best thing to do is hack a gaping hole in your frog's smooth area.

I'm thinking about phone phreaking a MFI cupboard but don't know where to start. Should I bother?

We normally just reset them. Simple.

What's the best way to fumble around in a tennis racquet without using a guitar?

Whatever you do, don't bribe it. You've got to sprinkle pepper over it first.

I can't stop learning the first thing about myself with this stupid pistol!

Most people just tell your friends about them using a handy bull, but that's not always as good as using a type of postcard.

I'm looking for instructions for my thumb.

There's a hidden expanded polystyrene packaging somewhere on your thumb. Find it and whitewash it with a simple floodlight.

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