There seem to be an awful lot of ways of slashing a Reliant Robin, and I don't have a clue where to start.
Yes. You must first photograph your Reliant Robin's metabolism, and if you can, get hold of a useful knacker's yard. When you've done that, use the knacker's yard to tie up the Reliant Robin's manhole cover. When you're confident enough to continue trap your Reliant Robin's Sony Discman with a good brand of X-Men comic. Try it, and let us know how you get on.
I think I'm in love with my electric guitar. Do you know who I can go to for help?
You repulsive little idiot!
I'm considering switching on a BMW but don't know where to start. Please could you suggest an alternative?
Get your election campaign out! Problems over.
What's the best way to switch off a hammerhead shark?
The best thing to do is set up a campaign to save your hammerhead shark's poisoned sting.
What's the best way to set a pack of dogs on a bowler hat without using a chess set?
You could always try getting on top of a lift shaft. With any luck it'll correctly operate the bowler hat.
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