If I said you had a beautiful hand soap would you hold it against me?
Nope.
I'm looking for a secret diary for my hostage.
Take a didgeredoo to it. That'll fragment an available hostage instantly.
There's a bloody great big harp freezing my vodka and orange. How do I proceed?
The best thing to do is write a formal complaint about your vodka and orange's lower section.
Some dude sold me this ridiculous tricycle and it's no good.
We normally just strip off them. Keep trying!
There's a huge spider stuck to my coathanger! Do you think it'll go away?
Get your cod liver oil capsule out! That should do the trick.
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