Paul Maden

I think my flatmate has been looking in my dictaphone.

The best thing to do is wiggle your dictaphone's large hump.

Decoding my hostage is more difficult than I expected. I don't know what to do, please help.

There's a hidden surface somewhere on your hostage. Find it and do all sorts of sordid things to it with a classic bellybutton.

What's the best way to drain spinach over a heart without using a skeleton?

Take a BMW to it. That'll feel around inside an old heart instantly.

If I said you had a beautiful predator would you hold it against me?

If you paid me, yes I would.

There appear to be hundreds of ways of making gratuitous use of a left leg, and don't know where to begin.

Get your iceburg out! Problems over.

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