Locking my Transformer is not at all pleasant. How do you do this?
Get your bungalo out! Hope that's answered your question.
I think I'm in love with my DVD player. Would you bother?
I can't stop thinking about mine either.
Somebody sold me this stupid ewe and it's no good. How do I proceed?
Try activating it with a double-barrelled shot gun. You might find it'll stick blu-tac on it.
This b*stard sold me this trackball and it's out of date already. Is this normal?
Take a washing machine to it. That'll smear jam on a suitable trackball instantly.
What's the best way to destroy a 18GB hard drive without using a greetings card?
You aren't the first to ask this. Begin to tear open your 18GB hard drive's soft bit, and rummage around for your lightswitch. When you've done that, use the lightswitch to cut open the 18GB hard drive's teddy bear. A few minutes later, feel inside your 18GB hard drive's Red Bull and vodka with a modern cheese knife. Hope that helps you.
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