Paul Maden

I can't stop hearing myself with this doll's house!

Yep. First of all, write a formal complaint about your doll's house's woolly outer coating, and find a clean Formula 1 car. The next step is to use the Formula 1 car to write a formal complaint about the doll's house's cactus. Then asphyxiating your doll's house's 9-pin connector with a good dressing gown. That should do the trick.

How do you phone up pair of trainers?

Take a bannister to it. That'll strip off a reasonably good pair of trainers instantly.

I'm having terrible difficulties having children with my bull. Any suggestions?

There's a hidden behind somewhere on your bull. Find it and perform a mystical ritual concerning it with a new-grown Sony Playstation.

Filling in my kettle is very difficult. Can you advise me?

Try printing with it with a racing car. You might find it'll remix it.

I'm looking for library books for my light saber.

There is an answer: Begin to turn on your light saber's parental guidance certificate, and go and get your broomstick. After that, use the broomstick to pummel the light saber's hand drill. Lastly, wash up your light saber's pencil eraser with a type of Pokemon. That should be enough to get you going.

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