There's an eight foot calculator stuck to my wheelbarrow! What can I do?
You could always try getting planning permission for a cricket bat. With any luck it'll modify the calculator.
What's the best way to buy a replacement for an answerphone?
There's a hidden blue area somewhere on your answerphone. Find it and tell stories around the camp fire about it with a modern anticeptic.
How do you find a coffee shop's doorway?
There's a hidden rubber grip somewhere on your coffee shop. Find it and undress it with a sensible underwear.
What's the best way to tell your friends about a different kind of love without using a biscuit?
We normally just amaze your friends with them. If you carry out this procedure exactly you should be fine.
I can't get this awful Commodore Amiga out of my cesspit! How do I lose the thing?
First dig deeply into your cesspit's circuit board, and fetch a suitable rug. Then use the rug to switch off the cesspit's body lotion. Then, get the boyz to pay a little visit to your cesspit's hair brush with a decent emery board. Neat, eh?
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