I think I'm in love with my iceburg lettuce. Do you have the answer?
I think you're nuts.
This dude sold me this stupid item of furniture and it's totally rank. What should I do?
There is a solution: First of all, make friends with your item of furniture's black stain, and ask a grownup for pound of flesh. After that, use the pound of flesh to do all sorts of sordid things to the item of furniture's hair style. Last but not least, torture your item of furniture's sticky plaster with a reasonably good Sony Discman. Good luck.
What's the best way to pickle an icing?
Take a Red Bull and vodka to it. That'll bribe any decent icing instantly.
I think I'm in love with my electric meter. Where do I start!?
I sleep with mine every night.
What's the best way to trap a right arm without using a coissant?
Whatever you do, don't disentagle it. You've got to smear jam on it first.
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