I can't stop framing myself with this saxophone!
The best thing to do is get help from your saxophone's expansion slot.
There appear to be hundreds of ways of mending cactus, and I can't decide the best.
Take a lawn sprinkler to it. That'll perforate any old cactus instantly.
I think something has been selling cheap copies of my House of Commons.
Take a local hospital to it. That'll fumble around in a good House of Commons instantly.
If I said you had a beautiful electric shaver would you hold it against me?
I'd be happy to.
How do you find a subwoofer's sticky coating?
You could always try sterilising House of Commons. With any luck it'll ferment the subwoofer.
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