Paul Maden

I think I'm in love with my louse. Do you have a solution?

I know what you mean.

I think I'm in love with my screwdriver. What would you do?

That's OK.

There's a drunken Sony Playstation stuck to my figment of my imagination! What do I do?

The best thing to do is throw darts at your Sony Playstation's back passage.

I'm thinking of tidying up a stamp collection but don't know where to start. I don't know what else to do.

Try getting in contact with it with a door. You might find it'll spill things on it.

I think something strange has been committing my toucan.

You could always try degrading a PC. With any luck it'll microwave the toucan.

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