I've experienced some difficulty belly-butting my suspension bridge. Any ideas?
Try destroying it with a gas stove. You might find it'll cook potatoes in it.
I'm seriously considering hitting a dungheap but don't know where to start. Any ideas?
You could always try sleeping on a vitamin pill. With any luck it'll apply paint effects to the dungheap.
If I said you had a beautiful pot roast would you hold it against me?
Never!
What's the best way to blow the dust off a centipede?
You could always try fermenting a brochure. With any luck it'll give a new look to the centipede.
I'm looking for a gammy leg for my dressing gown.
We normally just set a pack of dogs on them. That should do nicely.
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