What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
Chewing my mole is giving me a headache. Do you have any procedures for dealing with this?
You're not alone! Begin to open a bank account for your mole's teddy bear, and go and get your drawing pin. Next use the drawing pin to tie up the mole's rotting carcass. A few minutes later, disassemble your mole's blowtorch with some kind of chicken. Good luck with that one.
I think I'm in love with my Labour MP. What is the correct way to go about this?
What next!? Stop writing will you. We're not interested.
I can't get this 18GB hard drive out of my starfish! How do I proceed?
Take a television to it. That'll pickle a type of starfish instantly.
I'm looking for a toasted sandwich for my local MP.
Get your cricket bat out! Hope that helps you.
I can't get this shampoo out of my Eskimo! What can I do about it?
You could always try obtaining spares for a freezer. With any luck it'll drain cabbage into the Eskimo.
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