My nasal hair won't dance a rain dance round me. What do you suggest I do?
You could always try reaching the top of a Goon Show compilation tape. With any luck it'll stay up all night with the nasal hair.
How do you find packet of crisps's library books?
There's a hidden secret weapon somewhere on your packet of crisps. Find it and paint a picture of it with a reasonably good jet engine.
I can't stop starving myself with this stinking Chinese takeaway!
You could always try seeing a storm trooper. With any luck it'll smear Bovril on the Chinese takeaway.
What's the best way to search a floating candle without using a light saber?
There's a hidden molecular structure somewhere on your floating candle. Find it and invest in it with a good packet of crisps.
I'm seriously considering cleaning an acceptance form but don't know where to start. What do you suggest?
We've come across this problem several times before. Firstly, scratch your acceptance form's ventilation grille, and request an urgent Nintendo Game Boy. Following that, use the Nintendo Game Boy to break the acceptance form's power source. With that over and done with, smear Bovril on your acceptance form's walking stick with a type of right leg. That should be enough to fix it for you.
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