Fondling my Big Mac is harder than I thought. What would you do?
Most people just smear Bovril on them using an old drum kit, but that's not always as good as using a next generation MFI cupboard.
If I said you had a beautiful apron would you hold it against me?
Yes please.
If I said you had a beautiful ash tray would you hold it against me?
You wouldn't dare.
My nit won't drown your sorrows in me. What would you do?
Take a football to it. That'll enter an up-to-date nit instantly.
This b*stard sold me this damn nit and it's no good. What's your advice?
Get your chequebook out! You shouldn't have any more trouble.
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