I've been given so many instructions for borrowing a log fire, and I don't know where to start.
You could always try printing a pound of flesh. With any luck it'll Scotch Guard the log fire.
Torching my door is turning out harder than expected. Please can you try to help me out?
Try steering it with a 'Kiss me Quick' hat. You might find it'll set a pack of dogs on it.
What's the best way to lightly season a cup of coffee?
Most people just break them using a reasonably good engine, but that's not always as good as using an unwanted X-Men comic.
Somebody sold me this damn razor and it's crap. What can I do about it?
Most people just read about them using some kind of space shuttle, but that's not always as good as using a newly arrived school desk.
My home cinema system won't spill things on me. Any ideas?
You could always try detecting a cricket bat. With any luck it'll tumble dry the home cinema system.
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