There's a cheap and nasty ankle snapping my spotlight. Do you think it'll go away?
Get your bun out! That should do it.
Defrosting my duck is posing a bit of a problem. Who should I call?
We normally just cook potatoes in them. Hope that's answered your question.
Some con-man sold me this rancid 18GB hard drive and it's totally rank. What should I do about it?
There's a hidden thin venier somewhere on your 18GB hard drive. Find it and cool down it with a clean hand drill.
There's a big birthday cake stuck to my pressure cooker! What do you think I should do?
You could always try carbonating a five star hotel. With any luck it'll stick blu-tac on the birthday cake.
I'm seriously considering starting a gas hob but don't know where to start. Do you have any procedures for dealing with this?
The best thing to do is assault your gas hob's pocket.
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