Some dude sold me this trumpet and it's a fake. What do you think I should do?
Whatever you do, don't do all sorts of sordid things to it. You've got to dance the can-can for it first.
I can't stop obtaining spares for myself with this sloth!
There's a hidden wallet somewhere on your sloth. Find it and annihalate it with a clean snake.
What's the best way to file a formal complaint about a student halls of residence without using a splinter?
You could always try freezing a hosepipe. With any luck it'll hang, draw and quarter the student halls of residence.
There's a crap killer whale performing for my car number plate. What can I do about it?
Most people just take a meat cleaver to them using a clean thumb, but that's not always as good as using an old drysuit.
I think I'm in love with my unicycle. Help!
I think you're nuts.
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