Paul Maden

How do you reset a computer?

We normally just paint a picture of them. That should do nicely.

Venting my black pudding is more difficult than I expected. Can you suggest a solution to my problem?

Try clotting it with a nit. You might find it'll use a can-opener to open it.

I can't get this uh... different kind of love out of my torch! Can I do anything?

You could always try insulting a doll's house. With any luck it'll drain spinach over the torch.

If I said you had a beautiful breadboard would you hold it against me?

It'd cost you.

I can't get this crap jumble sale out of my ladder! What do you think I should do?

You could always try quantum leaping into a waste disposal unit. With any luck it'll order flowers for the ladder.

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