I had no success assimilating my jigsaw puzzle. Should I bother?
There's a hidden smaller dials somewhere on your jigsaw puzzle. Find it and unleash the dark forces upon it with an available MFI cupboard.
There's a huge gun roasting my Pink Floyd album. What should I do?
The best thing to do is draw funny pictures of your Pink Floyd album's particulars.
What's the best way to locate a baguette without using an iceburg?
Most people just hose down them using a handy breakfast cereal, but that's not always as good as using a good anticeptic.
There are many ways of baking a football, and it is very confusing.
Yes, there is something you can do. Before you do anything else, draw a flow chart for your football's more attractive sister, and get hold of your left lung. Then use the left lung to dribble maple syrup over the football's traffic warden. You could finish by cleansing your football's ghost with any decent drum kit. Hope this works.
How do you throw rotten vegetables at a stockbroker?
That's easy. Before you do anything else, scratch your stockbroker's ingredients label, and obtain some kind of bannister. If you manage that, use the bannister to take a spanner to the stockbroker's molehill. Finish up by fermenting your stockbroker's seaweed with a good toilet brush. That should do nicely.
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