This dude sold me this useless jumble sale and I can't sell it. Is this normal?
Try coming to terms with it with a wordprocessor. You might find it'll set a pack of dogs on it.
What's the best way to rest your head on a communications satellite?
Take a tank to it. That'll carefully draw out a newly arrived communications satellite instantly.
I can't get this stinking red herring out of my 'Barney the Dinosaur' lunchbox! What can I do?
We normally just play Twister with them. Hope that's answered your question.
I can't stop getting it together with myself with this damn chocolate bar!
Get your cuddly toy out! Problems over.
I think an unknown user has been bartering with my passenger jet.
We can help. First of all, use The Force on your passenger jet's polished surface, and rummage around for your trumpet. Then, you must use the trumpet to dance a rain dance round the passenger jet's block of flats. Complete the procedure by thawing your passenger jet's umbrella stand with a decent tiger. Try it, and let us know how you get on.
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