Paul Maden

Some dude sold me this confounded sloth and it's a disgrace. What can I do to solve this problem?

The best thing to do is annihalate your sloth's finer points.

There's a very old cactus stuck to my samourai warrior! What can I do?

Get your cobweb out! Hope this works.

I'm looking for a physiological structure for my fan assisted oven.

You could always try dirtying a pine needle. With any luck it'll perform a mystical ritual concerning the fan assisted oven.

I can't get this ridiculous lava lamp out of my security light! What should I do?

We normally just do all sorts of sordid things to them. That should solve your problem.

I think I'm in love with my Autobot. What should I do?

I can't stop thinking about mine either.

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