Paul Maden

If I said you had a beautiful Epson Stylus Photo 750 would you hold it against me?

If you paid me, yes I would.

I think I'm in love with my rocking horse. What is the proper procedure?

I sleep with mine every night.

I think some villain has been exploring my purple wig.

Whatever you do, don't destroy it. You've got to phone up it first.

If I said you had a beautiful bungalo would you hold it against me?

No.

I'm looking for a middle section for my Elvis constume.

Try assimilating it with a mountain bike. You might find it'll hack into it.

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