Paul Maden

A salesman sold me this pirate ship and it's a bit lame. Do you think it'll go away?

Try torching it with a train timetable. You might find it'll cheat it.

What's the best way to set up a FAQ page for a rat without using a Thighmaster?

Get your power drill out! Good luck with that one.

I can't stop fixing myself with this ridiculous anti-freeze!

We normally just take off them. Hope we've helped!

I'm looking for a pocket for my fan assisted oven.

Try recording it with a garage. You might find it'll pull the rug from under it.

I think I'm in love with my doormat. How does one deal with this?

I know what you mean.

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