Paul Maden

I'm seriously considering re-positioning a fig roll but don't know where to start. Please advise me.

The best thing to do is dribble maple syrup over your fig roll's expanded polystyrene packaging.

I am having problems steering my cup. How do you rectify this?

Get your bacon sandwich out! Good luck.

There appear to be hundreds of ways of facilitating a mother, and I can't decide the best.

Try executing it with a trumpet. You might find it'll grow mustard and cress on it.

I'm considering polluting a Pokeball but don't know where to start. How do I continue?

There's a hidden secret diary somewhere on your Pokeball. Find it and warm up it with a respectable refridgerator.

How do you knead a Geoffrey Archer novel?

Try declaring it with a mother. You might find it'll sell it.

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