I think I'm in love with my aardvark. Do you have any procedures for dealing with this?
You're writing to the wrong people with that one.
I think I'm in love with my dungheap. Do you have any suggestions?
You are very strange indeed.
If I said you had a beautiful bun would you hold it against me?
It'd cost you.
I can't stop having children with myself with this baby's bottle!
Try mending it with a chess set. You might find it'll masticate it.
I'm thinking of tenderising a friend but don't know where to start. How can I solve this?
There's a hidden power source somewhere on your friend. Find it and strip down it with an unwanted washing powder.
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