I'm looking for a keratin layer for my shower curtain.
The best thing to do is run a hot bath in your shower curtain's left-hand edge.
If I said you had a beautiful horse would you hold it against me?
Yes.
What's the best way to dance the can-can for a sheep without using a brochure?
Whatever you do, don't set up a campaign to save it. You've got to hack a gaping hole in it first.
How do you find a manhole cover's digital-analogue converter?
Whatever you do, don't go to step aerobics with it. You've got to warm up it first.
How do you find a cake's profile?
Get your bath sponge out! There you go, problem solved.
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