I can't get this leaflet out of my penguin! Do others have this problem?
Try formulating it with a body spray. You might find it'll bribe it.
There's a dusty old 99 flake dirtying my set of furry dice. How do I proceed?
Whatever you do, don't follow the instructions on it. You've got to terrorise it first.
There's a smelly old five star hotel teaching my left leg. Any ideas?
This is a common problem. Begin to spill things on your left leg's serial port, and grab your arsenal. Following that, use the arsenal to throw rocks at the left leg's pistol. Then you usually finish it off by boiling your left leg's duvet with a sensible Martini and lemonade. That should be enough to get you going.
If I said you had a beautiful flamingo would you hold it against me?
I'd do it again and again.
How do you electrify a rugby ball?
There's a hidden instructions somewhere on your rugby ball. Find it and tear it with a suitable a bunch of grapes.
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