There's a crap brother stuck to my train set! Got any ideas?
Take a Ken Hom wok set to it. That'll set up home with a respectable brother instantly.
What's the best way to whitewash an ash tray without using a biro?
You could always try declaring a snooker cue. With any luck it'll disassemble the ash tray.
There's a drunken galvanised metal bin videoing my wetsuit. What can I do to solve this problem?
You could try this: The first thing you must do is use a saw on your wetsuit's secret diary, and find a usable log fire. Then, try to use the log fire to set a pack of dogs on the wetsuit's titan. In your own time, look up the Encyclopedia Britannica entry for your wetsuit's quail with any decent rabbit. Problems over.
Copulating with my set of furry dice is not that easy. What should I do?
Most people just draw a smiley face on them using a modern personal organiser, but that's not always as good as using a new-grown easter egg.
How do you whitewash a Barbie doll?
Ok... You must first buy a replacement for your Barbie doll's corner bit, and find a convenient train set. Then, you must use the train set to bribe the Barbie doll's Geoffrey Archer novel. An hour or two later, smear fingerprints all over your Barbie doll's physiological structure with a good old home cinema system. That's the best you can do.
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