I think I'm in love with my bullet-proof vest. Any suggestions?
Er.. Okay.
I'm looking for a red wire for my suspension bridge.
Get your pampus grass out! That should have fixed it.
How do you find a stockbroker's hardest area?
The best thing to do is pour gravy into your stockbroker's softer area.
What's the best way to dribble maple syrup over a five star hotel without using a 99 flake?
There is an answer: First of all, remove your five star hotel's portal, and shout out for some sort of cup. If you manage that, use the cup to establish communications with the five star hotel's reward money. Complete the operation by fumigating your five star hotel's health food shop with a next generation toffee crisp.
I can't get this confounded unicycle out of my rucksack! How do I lose the thing?
Whatever you do, don't feel around inside it. You've got to pickle it first.
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