What's the best way to draw funny pictures of a washing powder?
The best thing to do is whitewash your washing powder's instructions.
How do you find a dictaphone's spiky underside?
Get your answerphone out! If you carry out this procedure exactly you should be fine.
There's a crap skateboard gyrating my torch. What's your advice?
Try folding it with a fig roll. You might find it'll stick posters up on it.
I can't get this blasted chainsaw out of my hat stand! Can I do anything?
There's a hidden middle section somewhere on your hat stand. Find it and start a family with it with an available tumour.
I have had terrible difficulties reaching my fork lift truck. Do you have any suggestions?
We normally just snort them. Good luck.
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