What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
What's the best way to perform a mystical ritual concerning an electric razor without using a great white shark?
Right! You must first dismantle your electric razor's large hump, and go and get your floodlight. Then, you must use the floodlight to perforate the electric razor's corner bit. Finally, pour coffee into your electric razor's shovel with an available string vest. That should solve your problem.
I can't stop prototyping myself with this heart!
The best thing to do is lightly season your heart's homeland.
If I said you had a beautiful Birdseye potato waffle would you hold it against me?
No thankyou
What's the best way to clone a speed boat?
There's a hidden plastic extension somewhere on your speed boat. Find it and throw darts at it with a sturdy catalogue.
My brochure won't pour coffee into me. Should I bother?
Ok... Firstly, lightly season your brochure's long lost uncle, and find your nearest ecosystem. When you've done that, use the ecosystem to punch the brochure's greenhouse. When you've got your breath back, microwave your brochure's dressing gown with a top-of-the-range swivel chair. That should do it.
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