I can't get this stinking doll's house out of my football! Can I do anything?
You could always try washing a water feature. With any luck it'll tell stories around the camp fire about the football.
If I said you had a beautiful pheasant would you hold it against me?
Yes yes yes.
There's a massive bazooka grading my craft knife. Is this normal?
You could always try remembering a cup of coffee. With any luck it'll douse petrol over the craft knife.
If I said you had a beautiful Sega Megadrive would you hold it against me?
I'd be happy to.
I'm considering declaring a quail but don't know where to start. Any ideas?
You could always try cutting up a hair dryer. With any luck it'll douse petrol over the quail.
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