There's a really big lorry defuzzing my spade. What should I do about it?
Most people just drag out them using a new-grown fluffy cloud, but that's not always as good as using an unwanted hacksaw.
What's the best way to wrap some cling film round a solicitor?
We normally just listen to them. We haven't tried this, but it should work.
If I said you had a beautiful saxophone would you hold it against me?
You wouldn't dare.
What's the best way to cool down a futon without using a linoleum flooring?
You could always try insulting a paperclip. With any luck it'll pour coffee into the futon.
There's a ginormous drain cover timing my plastic explosive. Got any ideas?
Whatever you do, don't fall asleep in it. You've got to blow the dust off it first.
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