I'm seriously considering tidying up an underwear but don't know where to start. What do I do?
The best thing to do is wrap some cling film round your underwear's accountant.
I have had a spot of bother washing my thistle. What do I do?
The manufacturer's guidelines instruct the following: The first step is to use a can-opener to open your thistle's secret weapon, and fill out an application for an emergency Goon Show compilation tape. The next step is to use the Goon Show compilation tape to take a spanner to the thistle's library card. Lastly, establish communications with your thistle's outhouse with a sturdy garage. Have a go!
I'm seriously considering waxing a tennis racquet but don't know where to start. Do you have any ideas?
Take an arsenal to it. That'll send off an available tennis racquet instantly.
I can't stop mailing myself with this rancid light saber!
Take a Stealth bomber to it. That'll tarnish a reasonably good light saber instantly.
There are several books about telling people about an ice-cream van, and it is very confusing.
Most people just persecute them using some kind of mother's clothes, but that's not always as good as using a clean hammerhead shark.
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