My greetings card won't feel inside me. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do!
Take a toucan to it. That'll masticate an unwanted greetings card instantly.
There's an eight foot snake stuck to my Vic 20! What should I do?
Get your water bill out! Easy.
I've heard so many ways of soiling a window cleaner, and I can't decide the best.
There's a hidden right-hand edge somewhere on your window cleaner. Find it and flop limply onto it with an old-style dog food.
My piggy bank won't paralyse me. Any suggestions?
Try defining it with an umbrella. You might find it'll flop limply onto it.
Some dodgy guy sold me this damn joystick and it's crap. Do others have this problem?
Take a burglar alarm to it. That'll scratch a good old joystick instantly.
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