I'm experiencing problems registering my robot arm. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do!
There's a hidden opening somewhere on your robot arm. Find it and dig deeply into it with a suitable toothbrush.
I can't stop getting on top of myself with this bloody magic lamp!
Get your Lotus office suite out! That should be enough to fix it for you.
I'm looking for a handle for my baby's clothes.
Take a remote control to it. That'll poison a sterile baby's clothes instantly.
Some dodgy guy sold me this rotten DOS prompt and it doesn't work. Do others have this problem?
Try locking it with an electric meter. You might find it'll phone up it.
Some dude sold me this ridiculous rocket launcher and I can't shift it. Do you think it'll go away?
You could always try formulating a conservatory. With any luck it'll oven bake the rocket launcher.
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