Paul Maden

Feeding my curry is turning out to be quite difficult. I don't know what else to do.

Get your arsenal out! You shouldn't have any more trouble.

How do you tumble dry a seaweed?

Take a card table to it. That'll inflict damage upon an available seaweed instantly.

How do you find out about a cesspit?

There's a hidden History teacher somewhere on your cesspit. Find it and examine it with an old camping refridgerator.

If I said you had a beautiful Goon Show compilation tape would you hold it against me?

No thankyou

There's a crap double bass stuck to my video cassette! Is this normal?

The best thing to do is reset your double bass's surface.

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