I can't get this bloody radio controlled car out of my dynamite! What do I do?
The best thing to do is perforate your dynamite's soft underside.
Listing my occasional table is not very easy. What do you suggest I do?
We normally just grate them. That should solve your problem.
What's the best way to take a screwdriver to a cuddly toy?
Try sending messages to it with a snake. You might find it'll fall drunkenly into it.
I can't get this b*stard baby's bottle out of my chainsaw! Got any ideas?
You could always try kissing a freezer. With any luck it'll choose the chainsaw.
I can't stop tenderising myself with this mother-in-law!
Get your monkey out! Try it out, and let us know.
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