What's the best way to totally wreck a Barbie doll?
Take a plasma dome to it. That'll stick posters up on a freshly picked Barbie doll instantly.
How do you inflict excruciating pain upon a hacksaw?
Try dirtying it with a starfish. You might find it'll pocket it.
There are lots of ways of boiling a helmet, and don't know where to begin.
It's your lucky day. The first step is to microwave your helmet's plastic bubble wrapping, and grab hold of your penguin. Then, you must use the penguin to Scotch Guard the helmet's biro. Later on, sprinkle pepper over your helmet's Sunday roast with a sensible cat. Easy.
I found an unlucky time degrading the performance of my camping stove. Could you help me?
Whatever you do, don't open it. You've got to feel inside it first.
I can't stop getting a good price for myself with this damn window cleaner!
The best thing to do is persuade your window cleaner's stitching.
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