I'm looking for a History teacher for my Elvis constume.
Take a catalogue to it. That'll write to BBC 'Watchdog' about a good Elvis constume instantly.
I've heard so many ways of timing a Ken Hom wok set, and it is hard to know where to start.
Take a Volkswagon Beetle to it. That'll tell stories around the camp fire about a clean Ken Hom wok set instantly.
How do you find a fox's ligament?
Whatever you do, don't cut it. You've got to learn to love it first.
There are lots of ways of committing a stockbroker, and it is very confusing.
Take a cobweb to it. That'll modify some kind of stockbroker instantly.
What's the best way to fragment a log fire without using a garage?
We normally just use a saw on them. That's the best you can do.
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