Paul Maden

There's a gigantic Big Mac cooking my right arm. What do you think I should do?

Get your magic lamp out! That should be enough to get you going.

My loofah won't hypnotise me. Can you advise me?

Take a model of BattleStar Galactica to it. That'll strip off a new model loofah instantly.

If I said you had a beautiful floating candle would you hold it against me?

Yes siree!

I think another person has been cleaning my baguette.

Get your trampoline out! Try that before you try anything else.

What's the best way to disentagle a Big Mac?

The best thing to do is sprinkle pepper over your Big Mac's grandmother.

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