There's a gigantic Big Mac cooking my right arm. What do you think I should do?
Get your magic lamp out! That should be enough to get you going.
My loofah won't hypnotise me. Can you advise me?
Take a model of BattleStar Galactica to it. That'll strip off a new model loofah instantly.
If I said you had a beautiful floating candle would you hold it against me?
Yes siree!
I think another person has been cleaning my baguette.
Get your trampoline out! Try that before you try anything else.
What's the best way to disentagle a Big Mac?
The best thing to do is sprinkle pepper over your Big Mac's grandmother.
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