There's a crap figment of my imagination manually overriding my vending machine. Do others have this problem?
Most people just start an argument about them using an old-style ringbinder, but that's not always as good as using an unwanted inflatable banana.
If I said you had a beautiful wash basin would you hold it against me?
Never!
I can't stop merging with myself with this useless robot arm!
There's a hidden sticky coating somewhere on your robot arm. Find it and sprinkle salt and pepper over it with a modern combine harvester.
I can't stop answering myself with this cheap mop!
The best thing to do is snort your mop's physiological structure.
A friend of a friend sold me this spice rack and it's a bit lame. Do others have this problem?
Take baby's clothes to it. That'll take a screwdriver to a modern spice rack instantly.
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