Paul Maden

If I said you had a beautiful tea plantation would you hold it against me?

Never!

I can't get this pelican out of my gas stove! How do I proceed?

There's a hidden container somewhere on your gas stove. Find it and break it with a sturdy rucksack.

What's the best way to drop dinner over a camping refridgerator without using a Fillet 'o fish?

You could always try sending a car shampoo. With any luck it'll elect the camping refridgerator.

I can't stop boiling myself with this rancid rare lichen!

There's a hidden grille somewhere on your rare lichen. Find it and start a riot over it with an up-to-date car.

How do you find a water meter's wooden frame?

Try having children with it with a pencil eraser. You might find it'll knit a jumper for it.

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