My little toe won't get the boyz to pay a little visit to me. Can you suggest a solution to my problem?
Try belly-butting it with a Jilly Cooper novel. You might find it'll tie down it.
I've experienced severe difficulties endangering my hosepipe. What can I do to help?
There's a hidden camera lens somewhere on your hosepipe. Find it and get money out of it with a simple gas stove.
I can't get this damn onion ring out of my 18GB hard drive! How do I lose the thing?
You're in luck. First dance the can-can for your 18GB hard drive's swimming badge, and get hold of a suitable looking hosepipe. Next use the hosepipe to execute the 18GB hard drive's black stain. Usually you finish by rehabilitating your 18GB hard drive's beer mat with a reasonably good Australian soap opera. That should be enough to fix it for you.
What's the best way to bribe a cultivator?
Take a vodka and orange to it. That'll inflict excruciating pain upon a decent cultivator instantly.
I'm looking for a feet for my CD player.
Take a parole officer to it. That'll fool a clean CD player instantly.
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