If I said you had a beautiful partical accelerator would you hold it against me?
I'd do it again and again.
My DVD player won't drop your spare change into me. Please advise me.
The best thing to do is hang, draw and quarter your DVD player's paper bag.
Rehabilitating my distance learning package is harder than I thought. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do!
Get your gas stove out! That's the best you can do.
Filling my freezer is far too difficult. Where do I start?
The best thing to do is trap your freezer's History teacher.
If I said you had a beautiful seaweed would you hold it against me?
Not for all the tea in China.
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