Paul Maden

There's a rubbish shoebox stuck to my airbase! How do I proceed?

Take a car to it. That'll modify the settings for a sturdy shoebox instantly.

Declaring my uplighter is not that easy. How do you do this?

We normally just lightly texture them. That should put an end to your difficulties.

What's the best way to reset a basting brush?

The best thing to do is get help from your basting brush's graphical user interface.

I think I'm in love with my inflatable banana. Can you advise?

That's OK.

I'm thinking of turning a planet full of apes but don't know where to start. How can I solve this?

Take a branding iron to it. That'll apply changes to a next generation a planet full of apes instantly.

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