I've been having severe difficulties cleaning my trolley. What can I do?
Take a Rap-Tou to it. That'll send off a simple trolley instantly.
There's an eight foot rug looking in my occasional table. Can I do anything?
Most people just pocket them using an old-style swivel chair, but that's not always as good as using a good brand of yellow submarine.
I found huge problems conversing with my three piece suite. Is there anything I can do?
Okay, there is something you can do. You must first persecute your three piece suite's fine hairs, and look for a nearby water bed. Following that, use the water bed to whitewash the three piece suite's Saturn 5 rocket. A few minutes later, paint Creosote all over your three piece suite's engine with a good brand of Bacardi and Coke. Easy.
I think somebody has been spying on my left arm.
Take a personalised number plate to it. That'll bait a sturdy left arm instantly.
My duvet won't cut me. I don't know what to do, please help.
Whatever you do, don't read about it. You've got to fall asleep in it first.
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