If I said you had a beautiful left leg would you hold it against me?
Over my dead body.
I can't get this House of Commons out of my packet of cornflakes! What do you think I should do?
You could always try posting a torch. With any luck it'll tear open the packet of cornflakes.
My flamingo won't visit the grandparents of me. Would you bother?
Okay, there is something you can do. First and foremost you must scrub down your flamingo's back passage, and get hold of your hand grenade. The next step is to use the hand grenade to run a bath for the flamingo's Reliant Robin. Finally, open a bank account for your flamingo's titan with a new-grown remote control. Problems over.
How do you find a Stealth bomber's leafy fronds?
Most people just take a meat cleaver to them using a respectable fiend, but that's not always as good as using a decent Oasis ticket.
How do you clone a wig?
We normally just draw a flow chart for them. Easy.
Badvice On Demand…
You want more? No problem. Click the button below for extra Badvice.