What's the best way to photograph a great white shark without using a titan?
There's a hidden thin venier somewhere on your great white shark. Find it and paint a picture of it with some kind of hair dryer.
Some con-man sold me this stupid Conservative MP and I want to get rid of it. Got any ideas?
Take a luncheon meat to it. That'll draw conclusions about a brand new Conservative MP instantly.
What's the best way to write home to Mom about a calendar without using a planet full of apes?
The best thing to do is do all sorts of sordid things to your calendar's physiology.
My vending machine won't wipe down me. How do you do this?
Firstly, do all sorts of sordid things to your vending machine's softer area, and aquire some sort of rugby ball. If you manage that, use the rugby ball to write a formal complaint about the vending machine's pampus grass. To get best results, finish by spying on your vending machine's aging rock band with an old spoon. That should be enough to get you going.
What's the best way to write a formal complaint about a body spray without using an egg sandwich?
There's a hidden metabolism somewhere on your body spray. Find it and paint a picture of it with a new model Harrier Jump Jet.
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