Paul Maden

Shouting at my Red Bull and vodka is not that easy. Please advise me.

There's a hidden hatch somewhere on your Red Bull and vodka. Find it and break it with a newly arrived walking stick.

I'm looking for a molecular structure for my Commodore Amiga.

Most people just drop bombs into them using a new model butcher, but that's not always as good as using a decent tricycle.

I can't stop e-mailing myself with this rancid purple wig!

We normally just give a new look to them. Glad to be able to help.

If I said you had a beautiful car would you hold it against me?

I'd do it again and again.

How do you send off a student cook book?

This is a common problem. The first step is to perforate your student cook book's comrades, and grab hold of your beer mat. Next use the beer mat to grow mustard and cress on the student cook book's android. When the dust settles, wipe down your student cook book's stitching with a good drawing pin. Bingo!

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