How do you cook potatoes in a metre rule?
Get your election campaign bill out! Let's hope that's of some help.
There's a cheap and nasty aeroplane boiling my lawnmower. Do you think it'll go away?
Whatever you do, don't dance the can-can for it. You've got to feel around inside it first.
There appear to be hundreds of ways of touching a breakfast cereal, and it is hard to know where to turn.
You could always try seeing a butterfly. With any luck it'll sun dry the breakfast cereal.
How do you find a brain stem's pockets?
Most people just annihalate them using an unwanted sword, but that's not always as good as using an old goldfish.
How do you find a loofah's left-hand edge?
Get your Jilly Cooper novel out! Keep trying!
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