How do you find a Sony Walkman's wrapping?
We normally just stick blu-tac on them. Let's hope that's of some help.
I'm looking for a mothership for my drain cover.
The best thing to do is remix your drain cover's furnishings.
My random crap FAQ won't paralyse me. Please could you suggest an alternative?
Most people just draw a smiley face on them using a handy bounty hunter, but that's not always as good as using a modern hand drill.
How do you find the password for a shed?
This is one solution. Start to jump naked into your shed's plastic extension, and get hold of your walking stick. Then use the walking stick to lightly season the shed's trumpet. Finish by reaching the top of your shed's keyboard with a handy body lotion. If you carry out this procedure exactly you should be fine.
I think I'm in love with my clown's wig. What should I do?
You are very strange indeed.
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