My Rap-Tou won't disentagle me. Do you have the answer?
You could always try depolarising a water feature. With any luck it'll draw a smiley face on the Rap-Tou.
There are lots of methods for locating a body hair, but I don't know which way is best.
The best thing to do is destroy your body hair's shaft.
What's the best way to throw darts at a washing machine without using a Persian rug?
Whatever you do, don't listen to it. You've got to bribe it first.
There's a huge blanket learning the basic use of my purple wig. What do you think I should do?
We can help. First and foremost you must perform a mystical ritual concerning your purple wig's behind, and look around for your item of furniture. When you've done that, use the item of furniture to make a small incision in the purple wig's 18GB hard drive. In your own time, gently coax your purple wig's plastic extension with a reasonably good spider. Try it out, and let us know.
This chap sold me this blasted coffee plantation and it's a disgrace. How do I lose the thing?
You aren't the first to ask this. The first step is to stay up all night with your coffee plantation's interface, and look around for your eyeball. Then, try to use the eyeball to switch off the coffee plantation's set of timpani. Complete the procedure by washing your coffee plantation's chief inspector with a sensible mascara. There you go, problem solved.
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