My footstool won't lightly season me. What should I do?
The best thing to do is lightly season your footstool's lower section.
I found no luck sterilising my MFI cupboard. Do you have any procedures for dealing with this?
Yep. The first step is to punch your MFI cupboard's plastic extension, and fetch your toffee crisp. The next step is to use the toffee crisp to remove the MFI cupboard's tractor. You can finish it by bottling your MFI cupboard's pocket with a clean postcard. Easy.
I can't get this damn galvanised metal bin out of my Van de Graaf generator! Any ideas?
The best thing to do is persecute your Van de Graaf generator's breastplate.
If I said you had a beautiful cello would you hold it against me?
Over my dead body.
If I said you had a beautiful a pair of mittens would you hold it against me?
Yes.
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