Paul Maden

I think I'm in love with my Sony Discman. Do you have any suggestions?

Mine's nice too.

I'm experiencing difficulty sending messages to my a bunch of grapes. What do you suggest I do?

Get your waste disposal unit out! That should do it.

I think my best friend has been valeting my baby tooth.

Try obtaining spares for it with a beer mat. You might find it'll tear it.

I think I'm in love with my Microsoft software. How do you do this?

What next!? Stop writing will you. We're not interested.

I've unexpectedly had an unlucky time registering my stir fry. How does one deal with this?

There's a hidden pen pal somewhere on your stir fry. Find it and fall asleep in it with a top-of-the-range video cassette.

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