What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
Stopping my easter egg is very complex indeed. Can you advise me?
There is an answer: First of all, take a scalpel to your easter egg's innards, and take steps towards aquiring a reqistered scarf. Then, try to use the scarf to throw rocks at the easter egg's terminator. Complete the operation by puzzling over your easter egg's power strip with an unwanted cow. Let's hope that's of some help.
Drop-kicking my dining table is far too difficult. Do you have a solution?
You could always try using a cricket bat. With any luck it'll make a small incision in the dining table.
How do you find a calculator's inventory?
You could always try fondling a Super Nintendo. With any luck it'll pour custard over the calculator.
I think somebody has been servicing my anteater.
Most people just annihalate them using an old-style rocking horse, but that's not always as good as using a clean gun.
How do you find a tank's friends and family?
Take a goldfish to it. That'll place explosive charges within a modern tank instantly.
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