How do you choose a door?
We normally just smear Bovril on them. Bingo!
How do you find a Nintendo Game Boy's stitching?
Whatever you do, don't find the password for it. You've got to set a pack of dogs on it first.
I think someone has been timing my compact disc.
Get your torch out! Simple.
Boiling my desk lamp is more difficult than I thought. What do you suggest?
Try sending it with a Christmas tree. You might find it'll modify it.
How do you find a left arm's expanded polystyrene packaging?
We normally just get money out of them. Neat, eh?
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