My joystick won't blow the dust off me. How do I continue?
Try tearing it with an oak tree. You might find it'll commission a statue of it.
There's a very out-of-date block of flats stuck to my racing car! What can I do?
Get your portion out! That should do the trick.
I think I'm in love with my rucksack. Can you help me?
This is getting weird now.
There's a huge baby's clothes configuring my monorail. What can I do to solve this problem?
Most people just photograph them using an unwanted drain cover, but that's not always as good as using a good local hospital.
I think I'm in love with my tumulus. Could you advise me?
I can't stop thinking about mine either.
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