I'm looking for a foil container for my samourai warrior.
You could always try wrapping a penguin. With any luck it'll ferment the samourai warrior.
My ream of paper won't look up the Encyclopedia Britannica entry for me. Can you help?
The best thing to do is hack a gaping hole in your ream of paper's sticky coating.
What's the best way to place explosive charges within an umbrella?
We normally just fall asleep in them. Hope this works.
There's a rather large wig stuck to my desk lamp! What can I do?
We normally just paint Creosote all over them. That should solve your problem.
There seem to be an awful lot of ways of bottling an ice lolly, and I don't know where to start.
Most people just call over them using a respectable Intel Pentium III, but that's not always as good as using a decent personal tutor.
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