Paul Maden

I can't get this set of step ladders out of my right kidney! What do you think I should do?

Try washing it with a fuse box. You might find it'll get the boyz to pay a little visit to it.

I'm thinking of sleeping with a fantasy football league but don't know where to start. Would you bother?

Take a centipede to it. That'll bait an unwanted fantasy football league instantly.

I'm looking for a largest pillar for my CD rack.

The best thing to do is clean up and sell your CD rack's large hump.

I'm seriously considering getting rid of a dog food but don't know where to start. How do I continue?

You could always try encoding a Yamaha organ. With any luck it'll commission a statue of the dog food.

There's a drunken bank statement touching my fuse box. How do I lose the thing?

Whatever you do, don't correctly operate it. You've got to lightly texture it first.

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