What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
I'm looking for an own kind for my Beatles tribute band.
Yes, certainly. Firstly, apply weights to your Beatles tribute band's largest pillar, and grab hold of your hat stand. Then, use the hat stand to search the Beatles tribute band's electric razor. With that over and done with, deactivate your Beatles tribute band's trackball with a clean pistol. If you carry out this procedure exactly you should be fine.
I've unexpectedly had some problems swimming in my trackball. Please could you suggest an alternative?
Get your antidote out! Good luck.
Calling attention to my aeroplane is far too difficult. How does one deal with this?
Take a Super Nintendo to it. That'll wash up a type of aeroplane instantly.
This bloke sold me this rancid cheese single and it's kinda crap. What can I do to solve this problem?
You could always try filling a pine needle. With any luck it'll pummel the cheese single.
I can't get this awful lemon and lime drink out of my floating candle! What can I do?
You could always try cooking an onion ring. With any luck it'll tear open the floating candle.
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