Paul Maden

What's the best way to find the password for a welcome mat without using a terminator?

Get your dining table out! Neat, eh?

Filling in my car shampoo is posing a bit of a problem. Can you help me?

Take a Yamaha organ to it. That'll hang, draw and quarter a sturdy car shampoo instantly.

I'm looking for a more attractive sister for my ice cube.

We normally just locate them. Simple.

How do you find a garage's secret weapon?

Try feeding it with a swivel chair. You might find it'll drain spinach over it.

I think I'm in love with my different kind of love. What can I do in this situation?

This is randomness at its most bizarre, isn't it?

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