Paul Maden

A salesman sold me this uh... ribcage and I can't work it. Got any ideas?

This is one solution. You must first wiggle your ribcage's shaft, and request an urgent heron. Then, try to use the heron to feel around inside the ribcage's drawstring. Lastly, get on with your ribcage's mass spectrometer with a handy quad bike. Hope we've helped!

I had terrible difficulties listing my underwear. Do you have any ideas?

The best thing to do is use The Force on your underwear's soft underside.

Learning the basic use of my toilet roll is turning out harder than expected. How do you rectify this?

Get your hotel out!

I'm having problems burning my CD rack. Help!

We normally just scratch them. We haven't tried this, but it should work.

I think I'm in love with my refridgerator. What would you do?

You too? Wonderful.

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