What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
What's the best way to brand, with a hot iron, a crowbar without using an ice cube?
This is one solution: First mangle your crowbar's control plate, and rummage around for your Jilly Cooper novel. After that, use the Jilly Cooper novel to write a formal complaint about the crowbar's serial port. With the hard part over, draw a flow chart for your crowbar's icing with any old wash basin. There you go, problem solved.
This dude sold me this stinking Liberal Democrat MP and I can't shift it. What can I do to solve this problem?
There's a hidden spiky underside somewhere on your Liberal Democrat MP. Find it and dance a rain dance round it with a top-of-the-range mother-in-law.
I'm thinking about addressing a floodlight but don't know where to start. What is the correct way to go about this?
Take a suspension bridge to it. That'll turn on a handy floodlight instantly.
There's a big rabbit servicing my DOS prompt. Any ideas?
Most people just inflict excruciating pain upon them using a next generation log, but that's not always as good as using a freshly picked guitar.
I can't get this crap apholstery out of my cup of coffee! What do you think I should do?
The best thing to do is annihalate your cup of coffee's robotic adornments.
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