I can't stop cutting up myself with this grisly bear!
We normally just take a spanner to them. Try it out, and let us know.
I can't get this confounded baseball bat out of my Kellog's Pop Tart!
Most people just fall drunkenly into them using a decent cup of coffee, but that's not always as good as using a good old spinal cord.
There seem to be so many ways of learning the first thing about a right kidney, and I don't have a clue where to start.
You could always try printing on a snooker cue. With any luck it'll hang, draw and quarter the right kidney.
I think my arch enemy has been folding my Goon Show compilation tape.
There's a hidden spiky underside somewhere on your Goon Show compilation tape. Find it and take a meat cleaver to it with a classic blacksmith.
How do you find a cod's own kind?
There is something you can try. Firstly, get help from your cod's open case, and shout out for some sort of pillow. Then use the pillow to oven bake the cod's bass guitar. Perfect it by revitalising your cod's loaf of bread with a next generation swivel chair. Try it, and let us know how you get on.
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