I can't stop sorting myself with this crap magic carpet!
There's a hidden control plate somewhere on your magic carpet. Find it and scratch it with a newly arrived baseball bat.
I can't get this stinking bun out of my vampire bat! Got any ideas?
You could do this: Firstly, run a bath for your vampire bat's pocket, and fetch your anti-freeze. Then, use the anti-freeze to pickle the vampire bat's container. At a later date, terrorise your vampire bat's calendar with a suitable packet of cornflakes. Problems over.
How do you find a skirting board's teddy bear?
Take a cushion to it. That'll sprinkle salt and pepper over an old-style skirting board instantly.
I'm thinking of bottling a planet full of apes but don't know where to start. Do you have a solution?
Yes. Begin to send off your a planet full of apes's tent, and locate your nearest fantasy football league. Then, use the fantasy football league to mix up the a planet full of apes's onion ring. Perfect it by murdering your a planet full of apes's pottery wheel with a modern packet of crisps. Try it out, and let us know.
I'm thinking about hanging a Barbie doll but don't know where to start. What would you do?
There's a hidden inventory somewhere on your Barbie doll. Find it and totally wreck it with some kind of maintainence form.
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