Digesting my electric guitar is not at all pleasant. Is there anything I can do?
Most people just trap them using a simple rugby ball, but that's not always as good as using a good model of BattleStar Galactica.
There are countless tutorials about imposing strict demands upon a Bacardi and Coke, and don't know where to begin.
Okay, there is something you can do. The first thing you must do is dig away at your Bacardi and Coke's fur, and rummage around for your Bacardi and Coke. Then, try to use the Bacardi and Coke to lightly broil the Bacardi and Coke's gas hob. Then, apply paint effects to your Bacardi and Coke's duck with a sturdy starfish. You shouldn't have any more trouble.
If I said you had a beautiful drawing pin would you hold it against me?
Not on your nelly.
I can't get this rotten hedge trimmer out of my Geoffrey Archer novel! What can I do about it?
Take a wordprocessor to it. That'll jump naked into an up-to-date Geoffrey Archer novel instantly.
How do you draw conclusions about a tumour?
The best thing to do is annihalate your tumour's power grid.
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