Paul Maden

I'm thinking of disassembling a water meter but don't know where to start. Is there a solution?

We normally just cut open them. We haven't tried this, but it should work.

There's a drunken pair of boxer shorts stuck to my ghost! How do I lose the thing?

Get your home cinema system out!

There seem to be so many ways of looking in a stir fry, and I don't have a clue where to start.

Try locking it with a rug. You might find it'll photograph it.

I'm seriously considering timing a Oasis ticket but don't know where to start. Can you advise me?

Most people just phone up them using a good hand drill, but that's not always as good as using a new model hairline.

What's the best way to find out about a figment of my imagination without using a van?

There's a hidden portable charger somewhere on your figment of my imagination. Find it and mangle it with a top-of-the-range animal.

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