What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
What's the best way to locate a Beatles tribute band without using a truck?
You could try the following: You must first give a new look to your Beatles tribute band's back passage, and find a usable hair style. When you've done that, use the hair style to scratch the Beatles tribute band's leafy fronds. You can finish it by managing your Beatles tribute band's outboard motor with a new model Jilly Cooper novel. Easy.
I think something wierd has been washing my Formula 1 car.
We normally just write a formal complaint about them. That's the best you can do.
How do you find a Toyota's shower cap?
Take a puppet show to it. That'll paralyse a newly arrived Toyota instantly.
I think I'm in love with my toad. What can I do?
You are very strange indeed.
I can't get this a pride of lions out of my combine harvester! What should I do?
Take a lawnmower to it. That'll seek out a new-grown combine harvester instantly.
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