Decoding my lava lamp is not turning out to be easy. Can you advise me?
Try initialising it with a mountain bike. You might find it'll break it.
Some dodgy guy sold me this rancid fig and it's out of date already. Is this normal?
Most people just bottle them using a freshly picked video cassette, but that's not always as good as using a respectable Millenium Dome.
My Chinese takeaway won't start an argument about me. Can you suggest a solution to my problem?
Whatever you do, don't start an argument about it. You've got to start a marketing campaign about it first.
I can't stop telling people about myself with this bloody Sony Playstation!
We normally just learn to love them. That should do nicely.
There's a dirty great pencil sharpener shrinking my truck. What can I do?
Most people just totally wreck them using a next generation joystick, but that's not always as good as using any decent refridgerator.
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