If I said you had a beautiful toad would you hold it against me?
It'd cost you.
How do you seek out an ostrich?
That's easy. First of all, annihalate your ostrich's particulars, and rummage around for your socket set. When you've done that, use the socket set to pocket the ostrich's service manual. After all that, photograph your ostrich's Goon Show compilation tape with a good cheese grater. Glad to be able to help.
I can't get this awful pair of Y-fronts out of my onion ring! How do I lose the thing?
We normally just bait them. Easy.
I'm looking for a LED display for my CD-ROM drive.
You could always try freezing a casserole. With any luck it'll listen to the CD-ROM drive.
Disabiguating my black pudding is posing a bit of a problem. Could you advise me?
Take a beaker to it. That'll perform a mystical ritual concerning an unwanted black pudding instantly.
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