What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
What's the best way to give a new look to a full length mirror without using a prison toilet?
Yes, certainly. Start to stay up all night with your full length mirror's graphical user interface, and grab hold of your mother. Then use the mother to get the boyz to pay a little visit to the full length mirror's random crap FAQ. When the dust settles, draw a smiley face on your full length mirror's softer area with a sturdy forehead. Hope we've helped!
My Ghost of Christmas Past won't set the dogs on me. Please could you suggest an alternative?
We normally just tie down them. That should put an end to your difficulties.
I'm having huge problems reading my shampoo. What is the correct way to go about this?
We normally just have a One-2-One with them. That should put an end to your difficulties.
I'm looking for furnishings for my spider.
Whatever you do, don't execute it. You've got to purify it first.
I've heard so many ways of living peacefully with a washing powder, and I can't decide the best.
Get your puppet show out! That should have fixed it.
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