Paul Maden

Corporate Mumbo-Jumbo

Don't criticize your manager unless you e-complish definitive over-under initiatives.

Management BS

To achieve value multiplicity, we must endeavor to turn the page on back-end boot camps.

Corporate BS

We can't fulcrum the paradigm unless you direct strategic co-branded mind gems.

Corporate BS

Please transcribe my voice messages to text. Then, invest ourselves in tomorrow's wall-to-wall layouts!

Corporate BS

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