Paul Maden

Management Speak

Customers choose us over the competition because we accent warehouses full of precognizant tactics.

Corporate BS

You are being assigned to a revenue mentor so you can exploit only the best Earth-friendly initiatives!!!

Corporate BS

I am creating breakout teams that will incentivize virtual cross-media totals.

Business Speak

Since nothing is more certain than change, we must research some face time with the green managerial voids.

Management Mumbo-Jumbo

Logically, we must author our downside algorithms of strategy.

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