Paul Maden

Corporate BS

Sales are down this quarter because no one took me seriously when I told you to stress median zero-deviation blips on the radar screen.

Management Speak

Some associates have remarked that I speak meaningless buzz-phrases. Actually, I allure proprietary silver bullets!

Corporate BS

Quality thinking will lead you to adjust only the best reactive sum totals!!!

Business Speak

A few of you are going to expedite only the best over-engineered revenue injections!!!

Corporate Speak

Position yourself for success. Simply collect warehouses full of customer-driven interfaces.

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