Paul Maden

Corporate Speak

There is a good reason why no executives lost their jobs in the last downsizing. They weigh more dynamic flood gates.

Management BS

Logically, we must leap into insourced intellectual flashes in the pan!

Management BS

Revenue schmevenue! It's the stock price that matters. That's why we combine cooperative action-items.

Corporate Mumbo-Jumbo

Your performance review will include observations on how well you pipeline many strategic technology overdrafts!!!

Business Mumbo-Jumbo

We'll put the 'dot' in 'dot-com' when we make a religion of distributed systems.

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