The Love-Muff Exchange

The Love-Muff Exchange is a puerile game, dedicated to the exchange of words in song titles to humourous effect.

Originally created by Alistair Thompson, 11th September 2002. I don’t know the guy, and I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t thank me for resurrecting this. Oops.

Love to Muff

How Deep Is Your Muff?

Bee Gees

A Groovy Kind Of Muff

Phil Collins

Tainted Muff

Soft Cell

Too Much Muff Will Kill You

Brian May

I Would Do Anything for Muff

Meat Loaf

I Want to Know What Muff Is

Foreigner

The Greatest Muff of All

Whitney Houston

Endless Muff

Lionel Ritchie & Diana Ross

Muff on Your Side

Thomson Twins

The Muff Cats

The Cure

What’s Muff Got To Do With It

Tina Turner

I Will Always Muff You

Dolly Parton

When Muff Breaks Down

Prefab Sprout

Big Muff

Fleetwood Mac

Muff Her Madly

The Doors

Where Did Our Muff Go?

The Supremes

Puppy Muff

Donny Osmond

Muff Is All Around

Wet Wet Wet

Muff Is A Social Disease

Bon Jovi

Another Chance (at Muff)

Roger Sanchez

You Can’t Hurry Muff

Phil Collins

All You Need Is Muff

The Beatles

Summer Muffing

Grease

Muff Me Do

The Beatles

Muff On The Rocks

Neil Diamond

The Muff Shack

B52’s

Stop In The Name of Muff

The Supremes

Muff Changes Everything

Michael Ball

Moments In Muff

The Art of Noise

I Don’t Know Why I Muff You

The House Of Muff (v. clever)

Dedicated To The One I Muff

The Mamas & The Papas

Muff Is A Many Splendoured…

Matt Monroe

Money Can’t Buy Me Muff

The Beatles

Let Muff Rule

Lenny Kravitz

Sunshine Of Your Muff

Cream

Rocket Muff

Stevie Wonder

Baby Muff

The Supremes

From Russia With Muff

Matt Monroe

Tender Muff

Natalie Cole

Muff In An Elevator

Aerosmith

Muff Me Two Times

The Doors

For Your Muff

The Yardbirds

I’m Not In Muff

10cc

Tonight I Celebrate My Muff

Roberta Flack

Muff Hurts

Nazareth

Said I Muffed You But I Lied

Michael Bolton

Can You Feel The Muff Tonight?

Elton John

Sweet Muff

Anita Baker

Muff Bites

Def Leppard

Bizarre Muff Triangle

New Order

Slave To Muff

Roxy Music

Muff Is A Stranger

Eurythmics

Muff Is A Battlefield

Pat Bennatar

Muff Rears It’s Ugly Head

Living Colour

Got To Have Your Muff

Liberty X

Is This Muff?

Whitesnake

It’s Only Muff

Bryan Adams & Tina Turner

Muff Is Contagious

Taja Seville

Your Muff Is King

Sade

Once You’ve Tasted Muff

Take That

Muff Loves To Love Muff

Lulu

Old Fashioned Muff Song

Three Dog Night

Muff Train

The Detroit Spinners

Laser Muff

T-Rex

Sugar Baby Muff

The Rubettes

I Love My Muff

Cat Stevens

Radar Muff

Gold Earring

Muffchild

Diana Ross

Underwater Muff

Smokscreen

All out of Muff

Air Supply

Muffsong

The Cure

Muff’s Been Good To Me

Frank Sinatra

One Muff

Bob Marley or Stone Roses

Caravan of Muff

The Housemartins

The Look of Muff

ABC

Muff Me for a Reason

Boyzone

Need Your Muff So Bad

Fleetwood Mac

Whole Lotta Muff

Led Zepplin

Addicted To Muff

Robert Palmer

The Power of Muff

Jennifer Rush

Muff is the Key

The Charlatans

Muff Letters

Alison Moyet

Muff Changes Everything

Climey Fisher

That Old Devil Called Muff

Alison Moyet

Everlasting Muff

The Muff Affair

I Muff You Muff

Gary Glitter

I Muff Everybody

Lyle Lovett

Tunnel Of Muff

Dire Straits

Have I Told You Lately That I Muff You?

Van Morrison

Dance to Wank

Wanking with Tears in my Eyes

Ultravox

Wanking on the Ceiling

Lionel Ritchie

Flash Wank

Irene Cara

The Safety Wank

Men Without Hats

Wank Away

Roxy Music

Wanking Queen

Abba

Come Wanking

The Kinks

Let’s Wank

David Bowie

Wanking in the Streets

D. Bowie & M. Jagger

Don’t Stop The Wank

Bryan Ferry

I Want To Wank With Somebody

Whitney Houston

I Can’t Wank

Genesis

Wank into the Night

Phil Collins

Wanking in the Dark

Bruce Springstein

Private Wanker

Tina Turner

I Can Wank

Chris Montez

Lets Face The Music (and Wank)

Nat King Cole

You Make Me Feel Like Wanking

Leo Sayer

Save The Last Wank For Me

The Drifters

Wanking in the Moonlight

Toploader

Wank to the Music

Sly & The Family Stone

Rhythm is a Wanker

Snap!

I’m in the Mood for Wanking

The Nolans

Heart to Arse

Arsebreaker

Dionne Warwick

My Arse Will Go On

Celine Dion

Don’t Break My Arse

UB40

Put Your Hand on Your Arse

Kylie Minogue

A Good Arse (Is Hard To Find)

Feargal Sharkey

Arsebreak Hotel

Elvis

Open Your Arse

Madonna

Give Me Back My Arse

Dollar

Don’t Go Breaking My Arse

Elton John & Kiki Dee

Achey-Breaky Arse

Billy Ray Cyrus

Tell it to My Arse

Taylor Dane

Unbreak My Arse

Toni Braxton

Arseache Tonight

The Eagles

Arse of Glass

Blondie

Wooden Arse

Elvis

Arse of Gold

Neil Young

Total Eclipse of the Arse

Bonnie Tyler

Quit Playing Games (With My Arse)

Backstreet Boys

Arseache

Bonnie Tyler

Take Another Little Piece Of My Arse

Aretha Franklin

Stop Crying Your Arse Out

Oasis

I Lost My Arse to a Starship Trooper

Hot Gossip and Sarah Brightman

Arse & Soul

T’pau

Anyone Who Had An Arse

Cilla Black

Tender Arse

Lionel Ritchie

Bonus points

I Love to Muff (But My Baby Just Loves To Wank!)

Tina Charles

Wank Yourself Dizzy

(Unknown – but good advice)

Only Muff Can Break An Arse

Gene Pitney