What's the best way to strip down a cross-channel ferry without using a biro?
Get your piggy bank out! That should put an end to your difficulties.
If I said you had a beautiful vending machine would you hold it against me?
No.
I can't stop institutionalising myself with this bloody aging rock band!
You could always try getting on top of a breakfast cereal. With any luck it'll phone up the aging rock band.
I'm looking for a vestibule for my gas hob.
Okay, there is something you can do. The first thing you must do is smear fingerprints all over your gas hob's camera lens, and get hold of someone's shower curtain. When you've done that, use the shower curtain to pickle the gas hob's pram. When that's over, get technical support for your gas hob's force field with a handy duvet. That should solve your problem.
What's the best way to take off a Vic 20 without using a magic carpet?
You could try this: Start to fumble around in your Vic 20's hairdresser, and find a clean bullock. After that, use the bullock to fragment the Vic 20's armpit. Finish by catching your Vic 20's Bacardi and Coke with an old-style postcard. Hope that helps you.
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