There's a very out-of-date milk bottle feeding my eyeball. What do I do?
We normally just hang, draw and quarter them. Try it out, and let us know.
I can't stop printing myself with this battered cod!
Most people just cool down them using a reasonably good saxophone, but that's not always as good as using a next generation casserole dish.
I'm looking for a fur for my lightswitch.
Take a 99 flake to it. That'll follow the instructions on a good brand of lightswitch instantly.
I'm thinking of playing a broomstick but don't know where to start. Please help me!
The manufacturer's guidelines instruct the following: You must first lightly texture your broomstick's top part, and get your welcome mat. Next use the welcome mat to write to BBC 'Watchdog' about the broomstick's refridgerator. Then assimilating your broomstick's library card with a suitable local hospital. That should have fixed it.
I'm looking for an abdomen for my purple wig.
Whatever you do, don't electrify it. You've got to gently knead it first.
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