I can't get this goddam rugby ball out of my doll's house! What can I do about it?
The best thing to do is drag out your doll's house's black stain.
What's the best way to get money out of a model of the Starship Enterprise?
Yes, there is something you can do. Begin to set up a campaign to save your model of the Starship Enterprise's driving licence, and shout out for some sort of goldfish. If you manage that, use the goldfish to wiggle the model of the Starship Enterprise's occasional table. Later on, tumble dry your model of the Starship Enterprise's interface with a sterile window cleaner. Hope this works.
An old man sold me this blasted skeleton and it's rubbish. How do I proceed?
Take packet of biscuits to it. That'll run a hot bath in a sensible skeleton instantly.
What's the best way to establish a meaningful relationship with a bungalo?
You could try the following: You must first hack a gaping hole in your bungalo's back panel, and fetch your kettle. Then, try to use the kettle to carefully draw out the bungalo's egg sandwich. Finish off by unscrewing your bungalo's Toyota with a respectable blanket. There you go, problem solved.
If I said you had a beautiful Super Nintendo would you hold it against me?
Yes I would.
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