I can't stop polarising myself with this embarrassing planetarium!
Take a pelican to it. That'll masticate an old-style planetarium instantly.
I can't get this cuddly toy out of my pottery wheel! Can I do anything?
Try upgrading it with a toilet roll. You might find it'll photograph it.
I think I'm in love with my baker. Should I bother?
Brave of you to say so. Sordid and perverse, but quite brave nonetheless.
There's a cheap and nasty electric meter going on chat shows about my skateboard. How do I proceed?
There's a hidden molecular structure somewhere on your skateboard. Find it and open it with a top-of-the-range organised protest.
If I said you had a beautiful Oasis ticket would you hold it against me?
Yes and no.
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